One more time...
One more time I see the muthafucking phrase "the water sparkled/ shimmered / glistened like thousands of diamonds." I shall go on a rampage and violently stab the author with raw diamonds, and smilingly tell him/her, "Your blood sparkles like a million rubies / the excretement of a crow"
Of all jewels in God's good, green, somewhat muddy earth, WHY ON THE FUCKING EARTH DOES IT HAVE TO BE DIAMONDS? Why not pearls? Swarovski crystals? Sterling silver? Nooo...of all jewels it must be plain, old, boring diamond.
When I get married in the future I shall ask my fiance to give me a sapphire ring.
P.S. Add on the the list of words I hate:
Sparkle
chagrin
ochre
diamonds
Fucking bitches shouldn't read Twilight. ARGHHH TWILIGHT AND SEC ONE BRATS, YOU SPOILED THESE WORDS FOR ME! THOU ART DIABOLICAL! THOU ART HENIOUS BEAST, CANKERWORM!
P.S. What the fuck is with the phrase 'stared hard'? All the sec one twits seem to like using it.