3. 少 年 文 摘 Title of book (#2 or #3), title of story, summary of the story and your opinions

Woo Hoo!
So proud=)

Too Freaking Bright

This screen is horrible. It's so bright, I cant see a damn thing except maybe a blotch of color and make out some grey writing is I squint.

My eyes hurt.

THIS STUPID MONITOR HAS NO SETTINGS TO CHANGE BRIGHTNESS.

nOW EVERYTHING IS EFFING BRIGHT, ANd my eyes feel like they are being baked.

So now I'm looking at the keyboard while I type, so you gotta forgive me for any mistakes.

Ok, IT'S THE mARCH hOLIDAYS. yAY.

Holiday Homework. Boo.

I have that stupid jian tie and i dunno how to do.

As in dunno what article to choose.

WTF. So many articles, how to choose????

Marshmallows. I want marshmallooooooowss.

Sorry. I really have a craving for marshmallows.

Oh yes, BTW, NEVER BUY Katjie's yoghurt gums.

They suck.

Too sweet, not soft, sticky, goeey.

Simply YUCK.

sorry yogurt gom lovers, but in my context, it sucks.

7-eleven should sell marshmallows instead of that.

Soft, succulent, dripping in melted chocolate, delicious goo forming a puddle on a shining clean snow white ceramic plate. Strawberries dipped in pure white chocolate, sour and sweet.Yum.

III WAAANNT MAAARSHMALLLOOOOOOOOOOOWSSSSSS

--Later--

YES YES YES!

I got it changed!!!!

Thanks to the stupid monitor which blacked out.

Now this one is ok.

W00t!

Ok, I've completed the english holiday homework, which is to compose a poem on Solitude.I rewrote it, and got stuck(again!) at the question: What are the places you associate with solitude?

My dad suggested and ancient tiberian hill, in a tiberian temple, in dunno what tiberian tiberian.

Or a deep deep dark blue sea, the rest which I didn't hear, because at that precise moment I was distracted by the monitor which decided to shut down.

Yup, everything faded into a thin vertical line, then disappeared.

Now I'm only left with Chinese to do. Yikes. One down, nine to go.

Hmm. Maybe I should do two today. Cos there is a very meaningful article on ren sheng, which roughly transalates to 'Life' in chinese.

At least this type very easy to write gan xiang. Cos can copy from the article.

But this is also the type of article I hate getting for comprehension.

I hate articles talking about their thoughts, analysing feelings, describing the stupid fountain (raindrops are ok) or talk about the four seasons.

Please, you are NOT writing for an imperial exam in the Han dynasty. Get to the point, and stop boring our asses off.

And while we are on the topic of hates, I'll like to say that I Hate My Chinese Teacher(IHMCT Club. Join it! I'm a proud member=)).

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Please refer to the earlier articles for reasons as I am simply too lazy to type them all down.

THE IHMCT Club Pledge:
We, faithful members of IHMCT CLUB, will be always united as a team to defeat annoying/unreasonable/bitchy/asshole/I'm-so-much-better-then-you-you-imbecile chinese teachers. Together, we vow to turn the tables on the unsuspecting chinese teachers. We thereby ensure that total secrecy shalt be maintained unless of specific special reasons not to do so.We shall do good for mankind and future generations to protect the innocents from these villians. Never break confidence, always the faithful. These we thereby ensure, we swear, cross our hearts and hope to die.

If you got better pledges, please feel free to send it to me via email. I'll contact the head, and see wheter he/she will accept.Keep this in strictest confidence, and do not let the evilles know about this secret movement. Ssshhhhh.....

HOLIDAY HOMEWORK!!!!!

FUCKFUCKFUCK.

I DIDN'T KNOW HAVE TO DO THE XI ZI FOR THE NEW CHAPTER!!!
I vow I shall cancel stuff of after I completed them.
Here's the list:(Source:Class blog-Thanks Junyan....was it you? Never mind. Thanks mysterious person.)

1. Mathematics IT Computer activity worksheet (On number patterns)
2. Science IT Computer activity worksheet (On matter, the soft copy of it is available on the school website)
3. 少 年 文 摘 Title of book (#2 or #3), title of story, summary of the story and your opinions (Done 13/3/07)
4. 周 记 holiday homework
5. 我 的 剪 贴 本 (At least 10 articles in the book) (Done 3/10 articles)
6. 少 年 文 摘 chinese worksheet
7. Learn for Literature test 3 by the next lesson in term 2
8. English Journal Week H
9. English Focus on Writing Week H
10. Mathematics worksheet D1, D2, D3 and E1 (On estimation and number patterns)
11. Read birth and death rate in the Secondary 2 Geography Book
12. Artemis Fowl Worksheet
13. Artemis Fowl Essential Fiction Genres Comprehension
14. Decorate the poem on Solitude with pictures both from the Internet and draw
15. 一 件 小 事 习 字 练 习
16. 一 件 小 事 词 语 解 释 练 习
17. 习 字 ， 词 语 解 释 ， 剪 报 和 周 记 补 如 果 你 没 有 收 到 八 个 习 字 ， 八 个 词 语 解 释 ， 七 个 剪 报 和 四 个 周 记


13 out of 18. Damn bad.
Stuff to remember:

1. Remember to bring $2 on Monday to give to Xin Hui (Treasurer)
2. Remember to check the school website for the latest timetable on 17/03/06
3. Remember to bring thermometer for checking on the first day of term 2
4.Remember to prepare a song with group by the next music lesson
5. Sandwich making, pakaging, cost price etc. home economics work by term 2 week 3
6. IT Presentation by next week (Adobe Photoshop Version 6.0)

Secret To shitting


HAHA!As if I'm gonna post something as disgusting as that!

But got your attenton, now, didn't I?;) Yup, an attention garbber grabber.

Wow. I just took my tempreture and it was 35.9! Cool!(Literally, its too cool for normal human tempretures)

Well, maybe I'm a humanoid. Ha!Ha!

Not funny, but if you are laughing, well, You have a...unique sense of humour.

Today We had English Speech And Drama, so we were supposed to like, create a "frozen" picture that tells a story.(Something you can imply from emotions, poses, etc.)

So my group decided to do a funeral. And the gan yuan zhe(Who acted the dead person) wasn't wearing shorts, so...

I was vollenteered. Exactly how, I forgot. But still...

Please lah, it was so totally obvious. You see someone lying down there woth people weeping, well, what else can it be?

But at least it was easy. Lie there, close eyes, untie hair, well, you can say I did nothing but slack off.

Hmm. My group then said they'll give me an angpow when they get married. Cos in movies, those people playing dead people always get angpows.

Don't care much for angpows, just bother about friendship and sinecrity. Most importantly, MUST INVITE ME FOR WEDDING HOR!

I expect shark's fin and Bird nest soup for dessert. Just kidding.

Hayley Westerna rox. She can sing soparno.

Speaking of soparno, if there's two people I don't want singing, they are:

ON THE LIST OF 'HONORS'

A:Miss Wong! *polite applause*
B:Yang Lao Shi!*people there start to faint*

Miss Wong singing high notes...OMG. The poor, poor Taonannites who have her for music.And Maths. And any other subject.

And the poor, poor, GB members who have her as CCA mistress.

And perhaps, the poor BB members if she decides to transfer back.

Oh! Yes, the poor, poor us for having her to teach us that horrible graduation song.
(No offence to people who actually LIKED it)

I can already have a good idea of what her students have nightmares about...

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Miss Wong: Hello class. I would like to sing Pokarekare Ana today to welcome you all back to a new term. (Just in case you dunno, Pokarekare Ana is a new Zealand Song sung by Haylay Westerna. Search youtube for her.I mean, the song.) Please applause!

Narrator:There is only one pair of hands clapping, and that is...

MAKE A GUESS!

That's right, the performer herself!Let's all enjoy(or rather, suffer through) the song!

Students:*Some starting to faint from shock. the others getting out ear plugs*

Wong: *Starts to sing, horribly*

Narrator:The students earplugs shattered from the noise. It was worse then a cat yowling, worse then the soung of nails scraping against stone. It was out-of-tune too. The dead awoke as the noise was truly unberable. Students start scurrying for cover. Wong, however, did not notice and continued singing.

Dead person #1:WTBFH Is that noise! Oei, I'm dead ok, shld show me more respect!
Dead person #2:Even the living cannot tahan...how to go bk to sleep liddat! All her fault lar!
Dead person#1:Aiyah. since we cannot sleep, might as well haunt her until she stops. Then go back again lor.

Author:As much as i wld lik to write a happy ending, note tt this is a nightmare. So I'll leave it there and hope that the respective teachers dont come and suan zhang.

Student that has a nightmare about the above:*Wakes up, drenched in sweat*Good thing it's only a dream. Real then kena sai.*falls asleep again*

Ha ha, I know that I'm a lousy writer. NVM. At least jiang fei bhua the entry is complete. Yeah!