9 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

9. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

8. "I was just doing the eye relaxation excercise. The lighting condition here is so poor! Are you trying to make me go blind?"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my desktop for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem."

3. "I was just thinking wheter necrophilia is worse or pedophilia."

2. "I was doing some soul searching about the wrongs I have done recently. My church told me that we can do this at anytime, anywhere."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...




















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1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Changed blog skin
yet again. Hey, only this time. I promise it won't be as frequent!!!!

I just hate stuff with problems.

The last blog skin was irritating. It was okay when I previewed it, but when I went to a friend's blog and accessed the link through there, the font size became 5x bigger and everything was misaligned.

So I changed. Not that this one is 100% problem free when accessed from other blogs, but, oh, at least it's fine.

I love this blog skin anyway <3 Sorry Xinyi, I know you had this blogskin once, don't think of me as a copycat.

I finished tuition. Whew.

We were attempting to draw perpedicular and angle bisectors.

I swear the compass hates me. Perhaps I and the compass had some unsettled feud in the past. When my teacher used it, it was fine. But when I used it (with the correct technique mind you) , the damn thing turns out inaccurate by 0.3 cm or more.

In O levels, only answers that are inaccurate by 0.1 are accepted.

So pissed.

Not that it was that hard. Maybe I'm a compass idiot or something.

I swear that that thing is malicious.

It looks innocent and mathematical, but beneath that facade, it is an object with flagitious intent!

Yet another object to be added to my ever-growing long, compiled list of things I hate.

Yay.

During tuition, I was bored, and for NO reason at all, I thought of the various things that make me want to hurl.

Imagine this, past taonannites. Miss Wong dressed in a very.....supposedly sexy manner. A halter neck skirt with short , frilly, pink miniskirt. She's wearing stilettos, with luscious pink lipstick on, and along with matching blush. Long eyelashes and shimmering pink eyeshadow, she is a vision in pink. She's singing a soprano--pokarekare ana to be specific. She sashays over, her hips moving from side to side, her hair being blown by a non-existent breeze. She gives you a pout.

...Not to mention the armpit hair that peeks out beneath the top.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say that this is 7-- extremely disgusting.

I can already imagine ex taonannites puking and exclaiming profanities. "How could you think of such an atrocious thing?????"

Well, people's minds function in a different manner when faced with an atrocity. Like the damn compass who has a vendetta against me.

Can you think of more disgusting images? If you can, please post it on your blog and I'll make a mental note to not go there.

The rest of the schedule isn't that important, so I'll skip it.

And please, dad, mum, if you happened to stumble across this.......I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD!!!BU YAO WU HUI WO!!!

Like anyone will watch that (if you do watch it, I'm so sorry for thinking the best of people and assuming that you don't watch)

That was very bluntly put across, I thought. Maybe they should have said it in a more.....subtle way.

However, I am not obsessed over the topic unlike some people, so I shall carry on....or end here.

Here's another thing to note---I AM NOT ACTING CUTE

All those little comments were 100% pure sarcasm.=)

So if you see me squealing,"Oh my gosh!! AIEE! I'm so innocent!!11one one!!!!!! It's either

A) sarcasm
B)suffering a severe case of writer's euphoria
C)The stress had finally gotten to me or
D)Please book a reservation at the IMHO

Take note, before I set my minions on you.

Now that statement was decidedly UN-cute.

Those who disagree either need to take a remedial course in beginner's English or they don't know me very well.

Gratified

I'm so happy to find out that my reply to that irritating spam mail was actually circulated!!!!


OMGOMGOMG!!*SQUEALS*

Ahem. Sorry. Got a little carried away.

Will the idiot who's snickering like a demented imbecile stop it before I hurl my ice lemon tea at you?


Must.Stop.Acting.Like.A.Bimbo.And.Stop.Boasting.

But I can't help but feel happy that the things I write are being circulated!

Here I am, In CCHMS computer lab 4 typing this mundane entry.

If you are wondering what the hell I am doing there, may I so kindly remind you that I'm in IT club (question directed at idiots).

I've been slacking on my fanfiction so far, so readers are welcome to hatam me, 'cause I know that I deserve it.

It really sucks having readers writer's block. So I need some people to help me out. Please can someone be my BETA?

Anyway, what do you get for a rich bastard who has armies under his command, might be the future heir of a huge business coporation, has a bank account the size of Jupiter and probably is used to eating foie gras and other high-class foods everyday?

Blog skin dilemma

I don't get why people love to change their blogskins so many times. After all, we go to a blog to read, not admire the beuty of the blogskin.

Yesterday, my friend xinyi changed her blogskin. Yet again.

I have to admit that it was damn beautiful and I did feel a little bummed and jealous. It's so pretty!

Hm. I kinda wonder if it is wrong to use a blogskin that your friend is currently using/ have used before. Don't know why, but I think it's copying.

I'm still tempted to, though.

Does anyone do free blogskins on request?Eh, can help me do?

I want to change...it's plain, I admit it.

BUT IT'S SO MA FAN.

If design nice, then the space for entries too small. If I get the space I deem appropriate, then it's the design either
a)dumb
b) stoink or
c) simply not nice

Then when I find appropriate ones, friends use liao I scared later they call me copycat.

=.= So diao want lah.

Only one lovely vulgar four letter word can sum up my situation nicely. I'll leave you to think about it.

Besides, why do people like pink so much anyway? So gross! I'd rather have blue....

I have to admit xiaxue's blog is nice though....

Maybe I'll just fuck space and go for the design.

Or I'll just use what my friend once used........It'll fit the song I currently have nicely.

Why is it that although I found many beautiful skins, I reject them? Am I being too picky for my own good?

I think I am, I very high standard one.

Sigh. Let's fuck space and get something elegant.

Use your brain, idiots.

Ever received an email like this?

Hey, people. Sorry to break the news, but looks like all of those warnings were real! The use of MSN and e-mail will cost money from Summer 2007 onwards. If you send this message to 18 different people from your list, your little MSN icon will turn blue and that will make it free for you. If you don't believe me, go on to (www.msn.com) and see it yourself. Don't foward this message, but copy and paste it so that people will actually read it. It is Andy and John - the directors of MSN - sorry for the interruption, but MSN is really closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the names (eg. making up lots of different accounts for just one person), and we are only left with 578 names. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. But, if you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, as we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHOEVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND IT WILL COST YOU 100.00 (pending) A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS OR REPLAY. COPY THE WHOLE E-MAIL. RETURN TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. THEN PASTE 'THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION'. Hey everyone, i don't normally send this sort of stuff out, but I had a look on the internet and its actually true that by the 30th November, we will have to pay for the use of our MSN and e-mail account(s), unless we send this message to at least 18 contacts on our contact list. It's no joke, but if you don't believe me, then you can see for yourself - go to the site (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm) - and see for yourself. Anyway, once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your MSN icon will turn blue. Please copy and paste, but don't forward it, as people won't take notice of it.

I am sick and tired of receiving this mail. So this is my rather irate response.

I have written this on both email and this blog. (Besides, I would like to make a point that the above message doesn't amke sense, and the evidence is insufficent) I would like to beseech you and your logic-depraved minds to do actual RESEARCH before seeing the message, panicking and forwarding it, no questions asked.

"MSN will start charging user fee! Send this to XXX number of people, then your msn icon will turn blue, and you'll be saved."

Certain BLIND people also provided the newslink.(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm)

Check the source, idiots. If you are so concerned about it, do an online research.

Ever done an English examination beofre? Did your teachers remind you in primary school to read the comprehension passage CAREFULLY so as to avoid MISTAKES? Well, I suggest to you that you do the same to news articles. Here's three useful quotes you will find interesting.

"Microsoft's UK managing director told the Independent on Sunday that fees could be introduced within 12 months. "

"Microsoft stresses that the site's core facilities including Hotmail will remain free.

Fees will be demanded for extra services that are now under development, such as an advanced filter system to protect email accounts from junk mail. "

Sorry Hotmail, I don't use any extras, so you can't charge me for them. Or I will sue your butt off.

I suggest you check the date of that news article too. It was published on Sunday, 25 February, 2001, 11:00 GMT .

People, I think you won't be so retarded to know the difference between 2007 - 2001.

That's a total of SIX years+.

Which means that if it was true they will start charging at 2002.

Which is also FIVE years AGO.

Now, before one of you idiots lose your head and start panicking, lemme ask you: are you being charged? The answer is, you aren't. Which means that the above news article is NULL and VOID.

Anyway, if they were suffering such deep losses in profit from the advertising department, they won't hesitate to delay charging us for five years, would they? I hope that my assumption is right that you people have a smidgen of logic in your heads. Even people that did not take business courses will know this.

Here's evidence to back up my claim that it doesn't exist. And very strong evidence it is, too.

Here's the link, I want you to READ it carefully, word by word. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4778046.stm)

There's some useful tips inside for you pathetic morons who sent this on, about frauds and spammers.(No offence to friends concerned, I am pissed) Next time, DO YOUR RESEARCH.

Note: If the above content offends you in anyway, the authoress will not be held liable for it. After all, it is not meant to be of offensive nature but if the reader choses to take it so, she will ignore them. Do not remove credits. Done by Chanel, aka faerie_*****@hotmail.com Address is censored due to privacy reasons.

The sequel

to my last entry.

I just realised something.

No matter how profound or good your vocabulary is, but when someone pisses you off so bad, and you lose you temper, you will ultimately shout out vulgarities.

Lost in the heat of moment, filled with pent-up fustration and passion, your strong voca is the last thing on your mind.

No wonder people keep screaming the same old words at each other. Bitch, slut, f***er, etc.

I don't want to vitiate your pure mind with my foul language. So please leave if you are one of the pure ones. But anyway, I couldn't do anything about it if you choose to read this blog.

Which makes this above sentence void.

Whatever.

I'm bored. again. It's the last week of the June holidays.

Which means that school will be starting next week (duh).

Which means that I have too see my annoying teachers whose purpose seemed to be making our lives hell, and a few select annoying classmates. Not to mention homwork.

I would also have to wake up early =(

I hate waking up early. Don't ask why, I just do. Also I'm quite sensitive to light, especially in the mornings.

I shall do My homework tommorow. Properly. This is my promise, readers. Please make sure I keep it. Feel free to slap me to make me go back and do my work instead of wasting my time here.

"Mind your language"

Now approximately how many times have people said that to me? It's not like I cuss like there's no tomorrow---those of you who think so, kindly take a trip down Geylang and hear those people going at it-- but I just do so when it's appropriate.

Have YOU ever cussed before? Even ONCE in your whole life? If you haven't, get out.

*No one gets out*

Thought so. So if you cussed before in your entire life, WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME TO MIND MY LANGUAGE? I mean, not to offend any parties, but please. An occasional f*** here and there (It's not what you are thinking, perverts) is perfectly fine when the situation calls for it. If you live a life full of perfume and roses and all is going super well, there isn't a need. However, MY life is a complete fiasco where goddamned accidents happen everyday and you don't know when the catastrophe will strike. If you tell me to mind my language when I'm going too far and the situation doesn't call for it, fine. But if you tell me that and give me an hour long speech about abusing the English language or somewhat........

Would you like a poetry competition? If you didn't get an A* for English language in PSLE or know how to properly pronounce things without messing them up, I suggest you go drown yourself and rid the world of the torment of hearing your long diabolical speech peppered with 'cheem' vocabulary made so JUST to impress amateurs, but to professionals, it is complete and utter TRASH.

Granted, my writing may not be that great, but at least people make a point to read my fan fiction, favourite it.

I am so sick of this. Not the minding your language thing, but IDIOTS who insert 'cheem' phrases here and there in a piece of text just to impress other idiots.

I HATE IT.

Do you even realise that it doesn't flow?

And PLEASE. It's MATH WORKSHEETS. You don't need to give us lawyer jargon lifted from contracts signed.

I'm just pissed that some school uses language that appears cheem, but when inserted, makes the question unclear.

Not to mention people, while making a speech, has many 'uh's' and 'erm's' , like they didn't prepare it.

Sweetheart, please prepare your speech okay. Have you failed your English oral examination? It's a strict no-no to say uh's and erm's.

Sweetie, if you aren't up to making a speech, THEN FORGET ABOUT IT. I would be more then capable dear.

And huge, glaring mistakes in worksheets and PowerPoint slides? You are an adult. I'm merely 12. And I can spot all the silly spelling and grammatical errors you've made. Shall I recommend a very useful tool called Microsoft Word? It does spelling and grammar checks!

Oh my god. Rereading this, I think I've turned into somewhat like a nerd.

After all, who but nerds grouse about English?

I guess I must have been that bored during assemblies.

Depressed

I'm depressed, for the stupidest of reasons.

After lunch, I tried tying my hair(I trimmed it, remember?) and discovered it wasn't as long as it was back then.(Duh, it's obvious, I mean I DID trim it)

I look like an official idiot now cos it sticks out.

Hopefully it will grow back to its original length before school stats.

I'm weird that way. Many things can depress me (aside from the fact I didn't get straight A's) but the weirdest of them all is the paranoid fear of short hair.

I had a nightmare about it once, Don't ask-- geniuses are weird XD

Or rather, self-proclaimed geniuses. It's good to have a positive outlook and high hopes--they say if you want it to come true, one day, you might suceed and it will come true.

Urgh still damn depressed that I have short hair.

I have decided I hate idiots who try to insult me, hoping to get me to cut my hair and trying to bend me to their wills and conceptions of an ideal student.

FUCK YOU ALL.

I also hate imbeciles who knock on the damn door when I'm showering and asking in their screeching high-pitched loser voices to demand me to get out and stop making the bathroom so wet. Has it ever crossed your pathetic excuses of brains that to shower,one has to use water?

And if one has to use water, then wouldn't the bath room be wet? If it isn't, well, wow, what new commercial product is that? Do think it defies thelaws of physics!

I hate bastards(in a very literal sense) who disturb me while I'm thinking or working and accuse me of slacking when I've been diligently doing e-learning or the evidence is right infront of their blind eyes. Open your eyes, weaklings! What do you think god gave you eyes for? Is it for you to not use them and stumble along blindly like the mole you are? What about brains? Oh, you probably don't have one. You were born intellectually disabled or disfigured, so to hide your ugly sore, you make use of your over-inflated egos. You think you are all so smart, but really, people wonder if you have a brain. I wonder why you have a face. After all, your skull has NOTHING to protect. No brains, no eyes. If you DO have a skull, maybe it's so thick, there ain't any space for your eyes or brains. Please go drown in your self pity and don't come and disturb others who are obviously more elite then you. We have better ways to waste our time then go argue with you. It's an insult to our superior intelligence. Please, if you want to argue, at lest get a brain transplant from a fly or something.

I hate whores who are so busy spreading their legs and selling their bodies , or perhaps it is out of pure laziness, ask people to get things for them even if it is only a few metres away. God gave you legs and feet for a purpose. Even people with wheelchairs can gettheir things on their own. Stop whoring and get a comdom before you get pregnant. People could care less about you.

I hate software which screws up and has an immediate fucking shut down, making me lose all unsaved documents. I also hate things which, when there is a typo and I have to go back and fix it, cause it so that the letter I type will erase the subsequent letter.


Great, this has become another bloody essay.


Excuse me, I think I got carrie off. Kindly do not read the above. Unless you want permanent damage to certain body parts.*


* It's not what you are thinking, perverts.

I trimmed my hair

I have nothing better to write as a blog title. So there you go.

I really did trim my hair, and it's shorter now(obviously).

However, one thing I don't get is the difference between a cut and a trim.

You are probably gonna look at me like I banged my head and became an idiot or some4thing, but I really have to say this.

What's the damn difference anyway?

I will give definations pertaining to the above words using a dictionary.

cut:
1) To trim by clipping, shearing, paring, or pruning: to cut hair
2)To sever the edges or ends of; shorten: cut one's hair.

trim:

1) A trimming by cutting, clipping, or the like.
2) A haircut that restores the previous cut to neatness without changing the hair style.

There may be some difference to you hairstylists out there but I don't see it.

Essentially, when you have a trim, it restores the previous cut to neatness. You might as well say you shorten it. But that's the defination of cut, so, I think that 'trim' is just a prettified verion of 'cut', for mothers who want their daughters to go for a haircut, but the daughter, upon hearing the word cut, refuses.

I can imagine the scenario now.

Mother: You need a haircut, you hair is like a mop!

Daughter:For what! Everytime cut look like nerd liddat, so ugly and lao tu, Hello, this is the 20th century and not the 19th! Our generation's style is different, you so old, you won't know one la.

Mother:Not cut, trim. You have so many split ends. And if you tri, your hair will grow faster.

That's what my mum says to me. Logically, it doesn't exist.

In that case, if a trim makes people's hair grow faster, then why don't thpse botak monks go for trim everyday leh? Or those people with super short hair?

Because, chances are, if you keep triming, you are just shortening it, not lengthening it. You want long hair? Ever heard of hair extensions?

If I hadn't argued my way out, I'll still be with short hair. Super short too.

Next time I'll just refuse a trim. Geez, I'll cut my split ends myself, I know how to. In the middle ages, you know what women did when they had split ends? They burnt the split ends off!

How unforgiving.

Now I'm still left with chinese holiday homework because I've been procrastinating. Blame it on the wonders of internet and fanfiction.

I hate chinese.

Hmm, I've been saying that too much lately. I think I'll change that to my favourite quote or something.

But I think not. Because the favorite quote I have now is way better then a sentence that can be exclaimed by preschoolers.

Better then three lousy overused words, anyway.

Self-proclaimed Genius Bored

Ignore the title. I was bored, so I proclaimed myself a genius.

Wait...what am I talking about? Great, I'm so bored I can't even form complete sentences.

Well, I can form complete sentences, but sentences that make sense , that's a total different story out there.

Today, someone wrote a poem and posted it on a website. I went to read it, and it was good. From there I got my inspiration and I made a rather (similar) poem.

Well, looking back and reading it, I think that, aside from the fact that it is the longest poem I'd ever written (1 1/2 pages!) it was a piece of trash.

I can't believe I spent 45 minutes writing a piece of trash... talk about a complete and utter WASTE OF TIME.

Later, I tried to write another poem, only to delete it in anger because it was another piece of trash.

Well, wanna-be writers DO have bad days, just like fashionistas who have bad hair days.

So I turned to reading good ol' fanfic.

Note: the following may refer to some mangas, etc. So if you aren't a fan, or you'd never read them before, kindly do not read.

Out of boredom, I shall list down a few faults idiot wanna-be writers make.

1) Character is out of character.
That's like a death penalty. Because, although a fanfic is written by you(name is self-explainatory, fiction made by fans) I don't think you should, in your eagerness to write something, make a character from a manga(or wherever you lift the character from) out of character. The other fans reading it might go amok and hate it (but the brainless people may love it)

Example: You are writing a fic about Kyoya from Ouran High School Host Club. Kyoya is potrayed as an aloof and reserved person in the manga, so if you go and write him as a jovial and loud person....well, I suggest you re-read the manga again.

I understand those fics may be hard to write, (I know, I've written one, it got favourited and reviewed) but PLEASE control yourself and limit those fantasies to your head until you understand his character and are able to write it from his perspective.

2)Do not, for God's sake, write the title and the fic in bold capital words. Neither do you italicize and bold the whole goddamned fic.
You may want attention from people to read your fic,(well it IS attention catching) but it is extremely annoying. Unless necessary, do not do so. If you love the Caps or shift key so much, kindly don''t post your fic and make people suffer.

3)Check, check and check for grammatical and spelling errors. Re-read it.
You might be very excited to submit your fic, but PLEASE re-read them, or use Microsoft word to check for spelling and grammatical errors. I HATE fics with glaring errors. If it's minor, it's fine, but if the errors are so extensive to the point where there is a spelling or grammatical error in every sentence, I suggest going back to school and learn how to write.

Your composition teachers may have nagged at you to do the above for your composition examinations. So please, do so. Besides, if your fic is free of grammar errors and spelling errors, but is uninteresting, people might still read it. There's nothing that screams "NO EFFORT PUT IN!" then errors.

I once read a fic called "Painful words". Everything was italicized, bolded, capitalized, and had severe grammar and spelling errors. I thought the work was aptly named -- Reading it was certainly painful.

4)The importance of paragraphing
Do NOT bunch your words altogether without paragraphs. It stinks. For some people, as a general rule of thumb, a paragraph containing more then 5 sentences is a sign you need to write a new one. The proper rule is, as long as everything there relates to the topic sentence, you'll be fine. But do not write essay-long paragraphs.


5)Don't you even THINK about copying a song's lyrics, pasting it then write a few sentences. Ta-dah!Instant fic. Please do not use the excuse that you are a first-timer to excuse your pathetic writing.

Even if the song has something to do with the fic, you shouldn't dump the lyrics together with a few explanatory sentences.

For example, let's use a couple pairing, Cho Chang and Harry Potter. Pretend that below is the fic. XXX is a song's lyrics.

XXXXXXXXX

Nothing could deter his love for her, they were a couple meant to be. Harry looked into Cho's warm eyes, filled with adoration and love. They were angels in a tainted world, and nothing was going to change it.

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Please. What are you, 5?6? If this is your so-called 'first time', wow, are you in primary one? That's the first time I wrote something.....

Please. If you are refering to your first fanfic, even I can do better then that. My first fanfic was 1600+ words, all originality, no copying or lifting, no author's note.

Where did your creativity go? Geez, did you fail english?

In the world of awful writng, there are, of course, more mistakes I haven't covered. I'll just leave you with the five big errors for now. Sayonara!

A change for the better?

You know, when sacarstic, mean people change into nice people seemingly overnight, although it's good and all, but if you know the person for a long time....

IT IS VERY FREAKY????

That is exactly what happened on msn today.

As I innocently went about writing as per normal, disturbing no one, she signed in.

Now I would like to maintain the fact that that person is not a bitch. She just has a fascination with death and is quite sacarstic when the situation calls for it(which is, always)

Imagine the near heart attack I had when she spoke cordially, invited me to her house, etc. etc.

So I got nervous. When I'm nervous, I go all formal. To be safe, you know. I was like, thank you so much, but I'm afraid I must decline.

I was hypervilnating and ran to the nearest outlet to tell.Which is my best friend.

But fate wasn't on my side. When I exclaimed loudly who it was, mispelled her name too, it ended up on tt girl's and my conv. window.

A typical kua kua situation.

Panicking, I quickly covered up my blunder and got my best friend to help me out of the feral life-or-death situation.

Fortunately, we managed to escape unscathed.

You must be wondering if she'd turned nice, wouldn't you be unharmed if you told the truth?

My reasoning is this: If they are not very nice, then they turn nice, if you offend them, then what if they revert back?

So, rather then take the risk of offending her, I took the easy way out and covered up.

I now realise my folly. But it's instinct now, to lie when I get into a tight spot so as to hope to get free.

To whom this blog entry is speaking about:If you read this, please do not be offended. I did not do it with spiteful intent. Don't kill me yet, I wanna live to get my new handphone and read the last Harry Potter book and become a lawyer, strike it rich, be supersuper happy and beautiful(kidding) then I can die happy.

Argh. I am babbling. You now know how I write when sleep is addling my brains and adrealine is running in my body. Goodnight before I further insult the English Language.

Multitasking

If you don't know what that mean's you are probably intelectually changllenged. But do not fear! The almighty dictionary to the rescue!

1) mul·ti·task·ing (mŭl'tē-tās'kĭng, -tī-) n. The concurrent operation by one central processing unit of two or more

2) multitask
n. Often used of humans in the same meaning it has for computers, to describe a person doing several things at once (but see thrash). The term `multiplex', from communications technology (meaning to handle more than one channel at the same time), is used similarly.
Jargon File 4.2.0

There. Now after you had a good look at the meanings, you might be able to guess my current situation.

I am doing so many things at once, I don't even know what I am doing.

Great irony, huh?

Now I am blogging, listening to music, doing assesment books on Volume and surface area, doing a math worksheet, talking on msn and browsing through baidu.

A lot of things at once. Since I've already experienced it, I have to warn you that multitasking while doing a seriously brain-exploding math problem is not advisable unless you want to land in a mental hospital near your vicinity.

They probably have limited space though, thanks to irksome teachers who think that they are so great and pms-ing bossess who literally drive us crazy. I'd advise you to book a reservation.

Now my holiday homework!

Chinese
1) 2 周记(1 left)
2) 2 剪报 (1 left)
3) 2 填空
4) 读书报告
5) 2 网上测验
6) Some weird project I've forgotten the title of(With Brenice)

English
7) 4 Journals
8) Self-study
9) Read 4 passages from Essential Fiction Genre(Read for what?I've read the whole damn book liao=.=)

Maths
10) Online e-learning (2 Chpt: Area And Perimeter, Volume and Surface Area) (No need, assesment books do the trick nicely. Let's cancel it for the sake of doing so.)
11) Print out and complete worksheet from e-learning website
12) Print out and complete worksheet from class email

History
13) Project on Synagouge

The amount I've completed looks pathetic. 7 /13 completed.

Correction- Really pathetic.

Stupid Birds

Yes, damn those 2!##%$$! birds they deprived me of my sleep woke me up at 5 bloody a.m. I wanna kill them all so bad arghh.

"DaSadist"?????


Thank you very much for calling me that on your blog, nixyi. When I said I am such a sadist, I didn't mean for you to call me a sadist....

WTF. Never mind.

Anyway, yes, I put a song there. if you don't like it, be welcome to unplug your speakers.

And, NO, idiots I am NOT having a crush / in love. So stop bogging me about it already. I like sad songs because I am a sadist and it's way better then those act cute buay cute singers.(ACBC)
To any future singers out there. DON'T ever act cute and sing something like, "wo hen tian zhen..."(I am so innocent) because, chances are, people are just thinking the opposite of what you are singing, and possibly have much ruder content in their thoughts.

But if you say, in a joking or sacarstic way, it's fine because, hey, it's for a laugh.

And NO I am not acting cute when I say that. I am being sacarstic or joking. So bai duo idiots.
Don't assume am acting cute or you will have a very cute looking face after I'm done with your permanent cosmetic surgery. Cute in my sadist context of course.

I'm not very worried about my tuition hw now, because last night I couldn't sleep and did my homework till 12. I didn't manage to finish, but I consider it a very commendable achievement. Anyone who says otherwise will have assessment books thrown at them. (Unlike Ms. Teo, our Science teacher, I have quite good aim so I'm warning you....)

However, if the flying books didn't get anywhere near you face, I will employ another method which I am very sure you will enjoy.

They say pain is good. So I'm doing you a favour =)

That is quoted from the abino monk in he Da Vinci Code. The authoress of this blog will not be held liable for imbeciles who misread the information and went to commit suicide or torture themselves and later die from blood loss.

Of course, to people being influenced due to the sadistic nature of this blog and wishes to sue it, the authoress of this blog will like to tell them to go fuck themselves.

The above only concerns those who fufill the above criteria.

Oh, look, it's one already. Time flies.

I just spent 20 minutes writing the above.

I shall fuck the homework and read fanfic today. (Not literallly of course)

Oh yes, I've been itching to ask since day one: Are there any idiots here?