I chose this title out of nothing particularly interesting to write. So right now, I'm in school, trying to show the teacher the most 'innocent' webpage I am surfing.

As in, the least violent.

So now, I am currently trying to play Torture Chamber II on the computer(which, unfortunately, takes FOREVER to load).

Gah.

Now I am OFFICIALLY deprived of all sadistic things galore, with nothing to subject my pent-up hatred and rage to.

Great. Now this sounds like the diary of someone who slashes their wrist regularly and wishes for everyday to pass so that they can die sooner. I really hate those people and their blogs. It's like, Hi, I am a pathetic lumpen pestilence who is starved for attention so I am currently trying to get it by slashing my wrist and getting blood poisoning so I can die earlier, boo hoo, let me go to my pity club bandwagon.

If those people want to die that bad, slash their wrists because they think it's 'cool', society shouldn't bother with such abject stupidity and let them die instead, as it's apparently what they want.

Wow. It's been so long since I've typed such a long rant, it's a relief to get it off my shoulders.

Actually, yesteday I had an even longer one, but unfortunately I forgot it in the midst of English Literature.

I think it had something to do with the hot weather and a teacher I really don't like.

Yeah. The shortest blog post. Ever.

Woo!

Now I am officially and proudly thirteen, as I celebrated my birthday yesterday.

Speaking of birthdays, I went to check the class's birthday list and found out that I was the third youngest!

Seriously how cool is that?

The honours went to Gloria (I think, I do apologize if there's an error) and then Chin Yee, then ME!!!

Okay. I'm blabbering.

But it's MY blog, and I'll do whatever the hell I want.

I've been unable to update for the past few.....weeks due to a very unfortunate situation. Ah well.

Nevertheless, I had a great day yesterday taking neoprints with my friends!!I discovered that I can still tahan all the pinkness and girliness with a friend present....

Too bad Nixyi and Weiqi can't come. Meh.

Anyway, here I was, innocently minding my own business, rushing my undone holiday homework and *coughcoughreadingfanfictioncoughcough* when this weird guy approached me on MSN.

Okay, it wasn't weird per say, I knew him as an (ex classmate? His name is Jun Chong) and he has 3 email accounts, which I all added.

So this Jun Chong approached me(Let's call him JC for short, and herein I will copy and paste the whole damn conversation)

Note that my name has been changed. And that I'm larmes en cristal.
Phantom says: Hello
Phantom says: you know wad?
Phantom says: I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!! *starts to laugh*
Phantom says: WILL U MARRY ME? (In hell? Sure....But do you mind if I send you there first? I'm sure I'll go to heaven, I'm such a good girl)*angelic look*
Phantom says: I LOVE U
Phantom says: LOVE LOVE LOVE U
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: hello
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: you know what
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: I think you are an annoying pestilence (score one for me!)
Phantom says: BUT I LOVE U!
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: mayhaps, if one does not comprehend the gravity of this situation
Phantom says: i am jun chong!
Phantom says: and i really love u
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: I know you are jun chong
Phantom says: but i love u
Phantom says: i love u u u
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: Ok
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: what's my name ? (Ha! Fools. As if I will go all mushy and say, I love you too. That will happen in your dreams, keep dreaming for fear that you might have difficulties waking up. Forever. Like, you just can't wake up, and you are all cold? Or, to stupidfy it, you're dead.)
Phantom says: can we have a relationship all night?(Okay. I guess burying your body at night would be easier as I won't get caught that easily...)
Phantom says: ur Navierra and i love u
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: reason?
Phantom says: i dunno why
Phantom says: its true love i guess *begins to laugh like I hadn't done so for the past ten years* (This guy REALLY doesn't know how to sweet talk a girl...I can do better, man! And he's WHINING like a petulant child. Not to mention talking like an inbred.)
Phantom says: I WANNA OOZE WITH U
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: ooze what ?
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: Maybe blood? (Hey, that's what I was thinking, aside from, go fuck yourself in hell, you poor deprived bastard, snice not even one cheap prostitue wants you even if you've got a thousand bucks)
Phantom says: i love u la
Phantom says: can u love me too ( PLEASE, if you can't type properly, or speak like an intellectual, I suggest slitting your throat and cutting off your tongue to stuff it up your arse? It's not like you use your brains to talk...or your mouth for that matter. You use your arse to talk. That's why you are talking crap...literally.)
Phantom says: ...
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: If you do then at least try to act a little more intellectual
Phantom says: i am crazy over u! (Then why aren't you in an asylum? Hang on, you are too poor to afford a room, and no one wants to get near you. I feel sorry for you....NOT. Anyway, do they allow computers in asylums for mental patients? I didn't know...)
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: I thank you very much for wasting your time BUT I have homework to rush
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: sayo nara
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: Isnt it CONCIDENTAL that you just HAPPENED to tell me now
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: yea
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: its true love *cracks up again* (TRUE LOVE???Tch, this guy has no touch. He has no sense of flowery poetry. Slytherins break hearts, shatter them to pieces, kill them, whatever, but we don't give our hearts seeing as we are devoid of them.)
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: im crazy over u
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: please love me!
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: sayo nara
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: NOOO
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: i love u
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: dun goooo
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: and I really hope you know what it means, you coughcougheffeminatemessypestilencecoughcough
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: i love u
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: love me will u
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: what's your PSLE aggregate
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: 246 (What a nice number...246, all multiples of two. Very convenient indeed, are you sure you didn't get 135, considering your bad english?)
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: but i love u
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: psle doesn't matter
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: i love u!!
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: which high school? (I asked that so I can march up to that school/ write an email to the school, complaining against harassment.)
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: vs
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: indeed. isnt the entrance 250?
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: neh
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: 242 can go in
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: like way-j
Phantom NO MORE!! BECAUSE... I LOVE LOVE LOVE Navierra says: I LOVE U
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: sayo nara for real
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: whew .hashegonetocheckthedictionary,thepoorsoul
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: prankster
〈♥Mειå-ηΦιτε♥〈//larmes en cristal// うそ La simplicité dans la complexité des émotion うそ says: byyyyyeeeee