No, this is not, for the fifth hundred and forty-eighth time, an entry about love. So you can go f*** yourself in hell if you'd think I'll be writing about that anytime soon.

Anyway.....

Emotions are incredibly complicated nuisances that has no relation whatsoever to the logic of mathematics and/or science, nor can it be calculated or weighed as statistics.

Unfortunately, in the department of emotions, we are all left alone with our intuitive and sensitivity to others of which I, unfortunately as in other special cases as well, do not prevail in.

Yes, in other words, to 'stupidfy' it for people who can't tell what the hell I'm talking about, is that I'm an emotions idiot.

There. Short, simple, sweet and straight to the point instead of beating around the bush.

Due to my sensitivity (or lack thereof) I cannot tell wheter you are currently pissed off at me or feeling jealous or depressed or any other emotions from the wide range, unless it is clearly written in bright neon sign all over your face or you tell me so yourself.

Therefore, if you really don't like me, I suggest you save your icy words and cold wars for someone else as I will puzzle about it and most probably not get it by the end of the week what you are trying to tell me.

Kindly note that this blog is just aimed at airing one's opinions and not smear any one's reputation (unless they really deserve it, an exceptional example in yang meh meh and Miss Lim) and that I speak my mind at all times so if you are easily offended, I suggest you get the fuck out of here and go to your pity club or something.

Also, note that when you turn hot and cold on me, I will most likely puzzle over it for fifteen minutes and pay no heed and go back to my mountain of torturous assessment books or back to my pathetic attempt at learning Japanese (which, sad to say, I am still having difficulties in deciding how to pronounce the 'r', but we shall save that story for another day)

I have an emotional range of about a teaspoon, the most I know is 'happy', 'sad', depressed, angry, furious, fuming, murderous, suicidal, excited, dramatic, sarcastic, annoyed, stressed, tired, and I think that's about it, if I don't go on about their synonyms.

However, if you are upset, sure you can come to me and I will listen, but please don't expect advice. I suck at this, full-stop. Now, if you want your daily dose of sarcasm and if I feel particularly annoyed courtesy of a female classmate (most will know who I'm talking about, but I shan't be too mean and disclose her name) you can have it free of charge, but please don't sue for bruised egos or traumatised minds.

To tell you truthfully, when faced with the choice of an emotional person who said something that needs to be interpreted correctly by a very sensitive person or five minutes of ACC(Appreciation of Chinese Culture) where she talks of all the trades and types of stone and rice that occurs in China, I'd choose the ACC.

That's because, as I have mentioned so directly, I am an emotions idiot.

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ANYWAY....

I've probably said this once or many times, but the Japanese are incredibly vexing people whose main purpose is to torture the hell out of us as we poor want-to-learn-japanese people as we juggle romanji, kanji, katakana and hiragana.

I swear that those hiragana and katakana symbols are easily mixed up. Grrrr...

I shudder to imagine that if it was this hard for a starter, what it would be if I took advanced studies in it.....

Ultra short entry due to the fact that I eed my beauty sleep.

Another of those which cannot be trusted.

But I took them because I was bored.

Your Fragrance Profile

The best calming fragrance: jasmine The best fragrance for everyday wear: sandalwood The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: rose The best fragrance for energy: peppermint

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Well, of all things to describe me, I am certainly not enthusiastic. Unless it comes to certain subjects like arguing, then I'll be enthusiastic.

Actually I was stuck at the last question, so when I got this result, curious, I went back to change the last option (what can I do? Those two options totally describe me!)

You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything. You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life. You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you. Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace. You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life. Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times. At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you. You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others. You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

I am certainly not wise anough, nor patient, but if I can help you, I would, depending on who you are. So in both results I found something true about myself.

You Are Destined to Rule the World

You have the makings of a very evil dictator... Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could.

You Are More Cutthroat Than You Think

Yes, you do have that killer instinct lurking in you. And while you may not be actually cutting throats anytime soon... You certainly don't mind clawing your way to the top.

Mwahaha...Beware of me as an enemy....It won't be very much pleasant.

You Are Mostly Secure

In general, you feel confident and together. But the wrong thing can happen, and all of a sudden, you're not feeling so secure. Luckily, your insecurities don't last long... at least, not usually. So the next time you're feeling insecure, try to snap out of it - and remember the confident woman you are!

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP)

Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.

Your Vocabulary Score: A

Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary! You must be quite an erudite person.

Yay me.

Oh joy. I've just survived through another gruelling period with the beloved English teacher.

That little remark you made about not copying from a text in school was obviously directed at me, don't you think so, Miss Lim? Even I, with all my obliviousness, can see it.

Well, as *ahem* flattered as I am for you to consider my writing a model composition, I don't see anything wrong with copying from myself=)

Logic just doesn't flow here doesn't it? Maybe you are too thick to realise it.

Truly, I am so flattered, I can't help smirking when you questioned my ability to write.

Please lah, I know my writing in primary six was nothing short of -urgh-, but I think I had made a tremendous improvement this year, spending more time with fanfic. I am so inflamed by my personal muse that I have so much sarcasm dripping on the words =)

Enough about her. Any more and I think I'll hurl my lunch.

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People are weird creatures.

When I'm not sarcastic at all, they see sarcasm dripping off them. When I'm being sarcastic, they think it's a joke.

Ah, the downfalls of speaking your mind.

Just because you present one side of you for the world to see doesn't me that's who you truly are.

So, I know I'm arrogant, direct, quite-vulgar, insensitive bitch/ nerd (because of my socks...but I don't see the relation between high socks and how good the student is..), but hey, everyone has their good points.

This blog is an aimed to showcase the bad side of me and just be myself.

Over the years I just followed blindly because I wanted to belong. But it wasn't the way to go, so I decided to fuck everything and just be myself.

It's nice being yourself, why care about what others think about you? If they don't appreciate you as who you are, they are not your true friends.

Unless, un-like me, you have a horrible character.

Here's one thing I have to say--if you want flowery speeches with no sincerity in them, I suggest not coming to me because I'll give you one (dripping in sarcasm) or just the truth(so if you are a nice person, yay for you.)

Looking back at the saved conversations I had last year (I saved the ones that had insults in them...Dunno why, I guess I'm somewhat insane) and this time, instead of wasting perfectly good tears on them (I can save them when I persuade my mother to buy me a laptop) I couldn't help but have a snickering fit while I ate.....

my medicine.

Yes, I got cough as an unfortunate result of eating too much chocolate, but hey, it's not related, so let's carry on.

Anyways, I had a conniption fit. Geez, the insult King? How arrogant! Chen Yin is TEN times better than you in insults.

And it's always the same vein. (You are so ugly...blahblah) Is that all your pathetic plethora of vocabulary can sum up? C'mon, if you want to insult someone, do it wholeheartedly! You claim to be an English genius when you don't even know how to spell misconception. Shame.

As much as I would have liked to turn back time and poke a big hole in your swelling pregnant ego, I am, unfortunately, not able to do so as it simply isn't possible. Too bad that I didn't know half of the insults I know now...or perhaps I knew them, but was too occupied reading a book to bother with such midgets.

Still, today I should've come up with a better comeback when I informed Javier of his spelling error for whisky. He spelt it as 'whiskey'. The he asked me why I knew the spelling.
Pressed, I replied that I was smarter than him.

Five seconds later, I realised how childish and stupid it sounded. I should have said something with more sarcasm!

Damn.

Note to self: When pissed off, do not opt for typical words such as 'f***'. Must use vocabulary and sarcasm.

Authoress's note: I'M SO SORRY JAVIER! Whiskey and whisky--both spellings are interchangable and correct. So there was nothing wrong with your spelling. SORRY!

whis·key also whis·ky (hwĭs'kē, wĭs'-) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. whis·keys also whis·kies

An alcoholic liquor distilled from grain, such as corn, rye, or barley, and containing approximately 40 to 50 percent ethyl alcohol by volume.
A drink of such liquor

The defination, straight off the online dictionary.

Alright. This happened yesterday, or rather, a few weeks before.

During an English lesson, we were supposed to write an essay two days later and I, wanting to do it at home because her puerile methods of so called-*ahem* 'impressive English' will destroy my thinking process.

I also have a tendency to overwrite, and that was how the 500 word essay became 1000+ words.

So, even though we weren't supposed to write the whole essay out beforehand, I didn't give a fuck and took it(the pre-written essay I wrote) to school to copy. Needless to say, she caught me.

Ah well.

The story didn't end there. Yesterday, she said that those who wrote the essay beforehand had to RE-WRITE IT!

In her eyes, the English rep, Timothy (Nothing to you, Timothy, but forgive me, because I'm so pissed I can't think straight) and chairman(who is always reading books) are the best of the best.

And the rest of us? Oh, we are no-good, lousy-in-vocab pupils who need a boost. I bet I'm just another lazy pupil in her eyes.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF AN INSULT THAT IS TO MY INTELLIGENCE??!

Though my English is not to *that* Shakespeare standard, but considering that I, only twelve years old, well, don't they say the older you are, the wiser you get?

I hate biased teachers.

Ah, don't think my rant is finished. It's far from over.

I shall hereby refrain from using 'cheem' English to express myself since, sadly, some people have very poor linguistic skills and will spend one hour bugging me on the meaning of an annoyingly simple word.

Yesterday, too, in an attempt to 'brush up our vocabulary', which I daresay I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING NEED IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, *ahem* She asked for a word and a synonym. I raised my hand, BUT SHE LOOKED PAST ME TO ASK VIVIAN!

Nothing against you as well, Vivian, you are a very intelligent and kind individual, but kindly refer to the nature of apology to Timothy and take it as yours.

This was what happened....
Miss Lim: Vivian?
Vivian: Sad.
(I raise my hand higher, until she couldn't possibly ignore me)
Miss Lim: Navierra? [Note that authoress's name has been changed to protect his/her identity.] Me: Erudite.
(Miss Lim looks puzzled)
Miss Lim: Sorry?
Me: Erudite. E-R-U-D-I-T-E.
Miss Lim: Um, start with the simple ones first. Next lesson I will ask you, is that okay?
Me: (says yes to her but is thinking, what a twit)
Timothy(In the distance): Eh, so cheem lah! Don't give so cheem one!

EXCUSE ME, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF THE WHOLE EXERCISE IF WE ARE GOING TO WRITE LIKE 10 YEAR OLD'S AND NOT HAVE HARD WORDS?

Amazing. An adult, probably 10 years or more older than a mere twelve year old teen, doesn't know this word. Imagine, the sheer age difference.

How the HELL did you manage to graduate out of that teaching institute?

Ok, back to the earlier subject.

HOW CAN YOU ASSUME THAT I COPIED ANOTHER'S WORK FOR ESSAY? THIS IS AN INSULT TO MY INTELLIGENCE!HAVING SCORED A PSLE AGGREGATE OF 253 WHILE CLOSING ONE EYE, DON'T YOU THINK I MAY HAVE BETTER WRITING SKILLS, CONSIDERING THAT I GOT AN A* FOR ENGLISH?!

I won't do such a lowly thing like that. I will only copy things I don't like, e.g. Chinese, ACC, geography, etc.

Is copying your own work a crime? Let's use an analogy.

S.H.E. has performed multiple times. In a charity show, they sung "Wu Yue Tian". Does that mean that they copied from themselves?

Of course they didn't, because the logic doesn't flow.

Duh.Duh. Duh!

You can apply this logic to my essay. Since I slaved over it for 3 hours, is it possible to be illegal to 'copy' from myself?

If you think it is, may I suggest attending a school for special needs students? I hear they conduct logic lessons for dummies.(No offence whatsoever to special needs students)

So PISSED.

Now I am currently having a major headache on how to reduce an essay that is typed for 7 over pages in Microsoft Word(1000+ words) to 500 words.

I have to divide it by approximately four times.

DAMN.

I can't deal with all this pressure. Now this is the tip of the iceberg.

I hope that the whole iceberg will appear now (or maybe my ship just crashed into it yesterday) so I can get death over with.

Those who don't know that this is an analogy needs FOC 'Common English Phrases for Beginners'.

Finally!

Finally, after many hard days of continuous work and procrastinating, I have reached the end of Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows!

Well, nearly anyway. I have...15 more pages to go?

Heh.

I think the part where I found out that Severus loved Lily was the most touching. His partonus even took the shape of hers! Aww....Too bad she was another's wife and died with James Potter =(

So sweet can. Cliched but still a timeless romance.

The part where Molly yelled to Bellatrix that she was a bitch and killed her was, by far, the most entertaining.

Even if Harry DIDN'T die (which is way too bad...I wonder who did Draco take as wife?), at least Lucius showed love for Draco, Dumbledore turned out to be a manipulative bastard (power-hungry in his earlier days) Snape was killed by Nagini on the Dark Lord's command (Now that is what I call an honourable death) and...yeah, Hermione and Ron got together.

The bad parts:
Remus and his wife, Nymphodora Tonks died (and after they had their first child too =( )
Fred died
Dobby died
Hedwig died (can't forget the owl now, can we)
Mad-eye Moody died (Alastor something)
Colin Creevey died
Wormtail died
And many others too.

I bet JK Rowling is having a fine old time killing off the side characters.

Shame. I always liked Lupin.

Sadly, I do not know wheter Dolores Umbridge died, but I hope she did, that stupid, bitchy, two-faced slut.

I so want to slap her.

I have no idea why (or maybe I DO have some idea why) when I imagine Umbridge.

ANYWAY...

Just took an IQ test. Not bad for a twelve-year-old who knows close to zilch about american history.


Am-I-Dumb.com - Are you dumb?



Test Results
Your Number Correct:
25/25
You are smarter than 100.00% of the populaton.

Average Number Correct:
18.05/25
Percentile:
100.00%
Time Taken:
1:38

LOL I would so like to parade around wearing this badge and shove it in the teachers' faces.

Now lemme sit back and enjoy the new ego boost.