Some people call God the great big bastard/asshole in the sky.
At first, I was scandalized, and thought that it was too harsh. Now, I thoroughly agree.
Right now I want to stick my head out of the window and yell, "Oi! The great bastard in the sky! Get your holy ass down RIGHT NOW and help me find my AMath assignments!"
But I suppose it'll make me look deranged instead.
Fuck.
WHERE THE BMFH ARE MY ARE MY COMPLETED ASSSIGNMENTS?! I DON'T WANT TO REDO THEM!!!