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I found something which I detest more than Physics, and that is noteworthy, considering that the hate-o-meter currently registered for physics is at 99.99%. Apparently, something else gets my goat, it forces this hate-o-meter to shoot egregiously off scale into the yonder.
Guess what?
Yes, TERRIBLE WRITING.
I simply scorn bad writing. ESPECIALLY bad descriptive writing, when it's truncated by those jerky full-stops and inept spellings that make your tongue curl to the arc of your throat. A descriptive essay can be like a river, a beautiful stream which flows in the midst of a meadow filled with redolent flowers and their yolk crests, or it can be a polluted water source sitting at the back of a dumping factory. In other words, Singapore River, pre cleanup era. Or the Thames during the Elizabethan period.
The essay which I just read sounds something like this: I am hungry. I find food. I fuck with it. I sit. I open mouth. Chomp chomp. I eat. The end.
In other words, TERRIBLE, since I can summarise it in such cogent / pithy sentences which probably do not obey the rules of grammar.
Those who can't write, please spare us the torture of having to read those mangled words you call a masterpiece, piercing the downy spheres of our eyeballs and blemishing the lovely, vestal white of our monitor screens. If we want to be traumatised, we can go watch porn (those BDSM stuff) or maggots being removed from within human flesh. There is absolutely no need to pollute our mind with terrible sentence structure and mediocre descriptions that make you sound like you have a case of Multiple Persona disorder. Or schizophernia. Whichever.
I SHALL IMPROVE MY WRITTEN AND ORAL ENGLISH SO AS TO NOT SUFFER THE FATE OF THOSE IDIOTS! ROAR!
