I don't know how many times I've said it, but I've officially had it.

I really wanna rebond my hair. Pronto.

I don't know why I keep deciding upon it and changing my mind when I researched the possible side effects, but I suppose that suffering a little for nice, straight, fuss-free hair is worth it. No way am I gonna sit there at my dresser wondering how to style my thick mop of hair.

Yes, mop. I am so disgusted at how bloody thick and wavy and inobedient my hair is to conditioner. Heck, I dump 2 whole squirts of Asience conditioner AND jojoba oil (4 drops) and it's not enough! It's fluffing up like cotton candy every time it drie. No matter how soft it is, or how much conditioner I slather on it, it still fluffs up and manages to look unappealing.


Yeah yeah something like this...only much more wavy at the back, and then straight all the way down. Weird I know. Is it damaged? Oh I dunno, but I just did a moisture treatment two weeks ago.

Sorry, wrong image. If I had hair like that I'll be crying tears of Joy. A more apt image to describe my hair would be...

That's more accurate.

I suppose the worst of it is when it surls OUTWARD, thus making my already broad face look like infinite space or a nice, flat park bench. If you don't know what I mean, I suggest you go walk your talk (or gerbil or cat or hairball, whatever) and scrutinize the park benches.

A more apt description would be an ape's face, except that an ape's face has some SHAPE to it. Mine is just...square.

Bloody facial bones. Why can't I get nice, high cheekbones to make up for it? Nooo, I just had to have the extra layer of flab that flops over like a beer belly everytime I drop my head down, thus making it look as if I am the horrible, ghastly, overfed taitai.

It's just so damn wavy no matter how many times I brush it. Worse, it just STICKS UP FRIGGIN EVERYWHERE and looks about as attractive as a pile of fallen leaves on the carpark compound the cleaner at CCHMS rakes up every morning during flag raising. If you aren't a decomposer, that is.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. Making a crunching sound when you brush through the knots! Tangles in the morning! Hair looking dull and as appealing as a coffee stain on an Armani suit! Constantly conditioning and doing hair masks, yet nothing seems to make it look less dry! Sticking out in all directions (like those mad scientists)! Ruining my look (I'm referring to the overall image of my outfit). Unable to wear it loose! Looking like an ungroomed Shih Tzu/a female version of Hagrid! Curly hair which looks like it grew from an African woman (Their hair is nice on their models, unfortunately it looks like crap on me)! Can't wear a cap without tying it up(because I'd look like some drug addict)! Can't flip it unless I want to look like the esplanade! Requiring so much styling product just for it to lie nice and smooth and not-sticking-out! ARRGGGHHHH!

I know I look much worse with short hair though. BUT THIS IS AGGRAVATING!!! I WANT A REBOND, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE HAIR LOSS AS A POSSIBLE COMPLICATION OF INEXPERIENCED STYLISTS! (Ok so I do. My hair is thick anyway, it won't hurt to lose some.)

I need a rebond. Preferably below $100. The L'Oreal salon in my neighbourhood is currently having an offer for rebonding ($99 for short hair, and my hair is NOT short, so I shudder to think of the price).

ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HAS DONE REBONDING BEFORE? I NEED YOUR HELP!

Do me a favour (and please please please respond, I don't wanna look like a scarecrow any longer) and tell me where you got your hair rebonded at, at what price, and (optional) the person who did it for you. Oh, also tell me how long it lasts, and any side-effects it has on you.

PLEASE LAH! WO QIU QIU NI! If you have a smidgin of compassion/vanity in your heart, surely you know my pain? *pouts*