Tag replies (Because. Just because.)

Kai Ting: Not my style? What is my style then? You didn't think I was a straight-laced person who doesn't care about appearances, did you (*stifles gasp of horror*)?

...Ok, so I don't. Not much.

I'm a perfectionist though, and I still continue to pursue my dream of frizz-free hair with no tangles or knots, doesn't require much maintenance because I am too lazy to style my hair. I'm the type which buys conditioner only to forget about it after a week. Wasteful, I know.

Zi Qin: Not scared. Neh neh neh neh neh. Hi fellow bloodsucker!

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I went to Parkway last week to buy my L'Oreal Absolut Repair conditioner (stupid product so friggin expensive. Use liao still cannot tame my curls! ROAR! I wonder if you can just rebond specific parts of your hair...I want to kiap down those curls sticking out). To my dismay, I heard an idiot giving a speech (those stupid assemblies where they discuss convoluted issues like global warming).

The drawbacks of idiots giving speeches, other than hazy points with insubstantial evidence and them contradicting themselves, along with a sense of undeserved self-worth, is that they cannot pronounce or articulate properly, thus giving you the impression that an asinine monkey is on stage quoting the entire works of William Shakespeare. The 'th's have been assassinated by the Flagitious, which lives an imprint of its initial on short tongues which cannot stretch itself to be tucked between two rows of teeth. The diphthongs went on a holiday to elite-land and never went back. Incoherency is a little girl with her skipping rope singing songs terribly out-of-tune on the speaker's tongue.

I almost expected him to pronounce 'f*ck' as fack.

What the fack, I know.

Hey, this is interesting and fun! Fack fack fack fack fack fack!

Oh, the joys of being lame. And I'm looking for a word that ends with 'ire'. It sounds something like 'dire', and means 'drawback'.

I recall the word 'parlance'. How wonderful. I've found a word I was looking for days ago.

Oh well. This calls for more time with 1100 words.

P.S.: Just to share a little tidbit I learned yesterday while doing a 'Are You Stupid? Quiz'. Did you know that the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs?

I can only hope it's those small insects, not the big disgusting ones like flies or cockroaches being grinded with cocoa beans and cocoa butter. And that the '8 legs' are just 8, not 8 PAIRS.

Yuck. Although I'm a chocoholic, it makes me wonder what happened to the rest of the insects' body and eggs...we couldn't possibly just be eating the legs without a body right? And how does this...clandestine add-ons interfere with the taste and texture of chocolate? Are there any in high-end chocolate bars? 8 legs...maybe it's just one spider per bar of chocolate. Or 1 and a 1/3 fruit fly.

I think I'm thinking too much.