On the topic of Gross Candy, your favourite author is bringing you the annual special - The TOP TEN LIST of candy soo disgusting, you'll shiver and vomit even at the sight of them!
Disclaimer: Not for the weak-hearted, or those without a sense of humour. Not for the squeamish. This author is not responsible for nausea and bodily discomfort, or any other repercussions, physcological or trauma, expereiced by said reader after reading this post. All rights reserved.
ARE YOU READY?
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This might take some courage...
I introduce....
*drumrolls*
EXTREME GROSS CANDY YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME (Unless you are masochistic).
Not in any order of disgust.
#1. Zit Poppers Gummy Pimples.
Read it yourself.
#2: Bertie Bott's Jelly Beans
A must-try for every Harry Potter fan out there! Emphatize with the poor witches and wizards as you sample the 20 succulent flavours, which include PICKLE, BLACK PEPPER, BOOGER, DIRT, EARTHWORM, EAR WAX, SAUSAGE, ROTTEN EGG, SOAP, VOMIT, GRASS, and SARDINE.
De-licious. Now you can step into their shoes.
Grossed out yet? Nevermind, there's more to come! stay tuned with the sticky treats!
#3: Spooky Eyeballs Gumballs
The name certainly sounds appetizing! Ever wondered how an eyeball would taste like? Chewy perhaps, with some copper flavour from the tiny blood vessels and a film-like emulsion. Sadly, cannabalism is a crime. So if you really want to fulfill your wish of biting into another's eyeballs (think of your enemy screaming in pain as you gouge out his/her eyeballs and eat them, teeth sinking in...) this is the best alternative!
#4: Hose Nose Liquid Booger Candy
Ah...'Tis the season for presents and joy...as well as flu. As tempertatures plunge with rain every single day, you're bound to get a cold, sniffling and holding in the snot that threatens to flow in meanders past your nose...
You strap the giant plastic nose filled with candy ooze.... the delicious stuff drips out of the nostrils onto your tongue. Perfectly disgusting.... but yummy none the less. (A/N: Even I am disgusted by this one. I perfectly doubt its yummyness.)
#5: Fear Factor Slimy Gummy Octopus
You've seen them on reality tv, you've seen contestants coming up and being eliminated one by one as they are forced to snack on milkshakes of earthworms and cockroaches, and bugs, among other things. Ever wanted to re-enact a particular episode...right in your own home? Host your very own Disgust Delish, where famiy members are forced to eat! Now that unknown vegetable casserole with carrots and brocolli is not so scary anymore...
This baby. even being Super Sweet, oozes over everything...including your mouth. Its slimy appearance coated by oodles of blueberry-flavoured candy is enough to put you off seafood for a week...
#6: Chocolate Covered Insects
From the site: We don`t know about you, but the first thing we think when we catch a cockroach skittering across a kitchen floor? CHOCOLATE. In fact, there`s no grub worm, slug, or grasshopper we wouldn`t like to see smothered in the gooey good stuff. Now there`s some good-eatin`. You?
#7: Crickets Snack Packs
(Authors Note: If you hate bugs, it is recommened you cease reading. ASAP. Because this...really grosses me out)
8 crickets per pack, and the 3 flavours they come in are: Bacon and Cheese, Salt & Vinegar, and Sour Cream & Onion. A twist on potato chips!
(If you hate bugs, I seriously don't recommend visiting that page. Or eating it outdoors, say, Kota Tinggi. It is that bad. And yes, apparently they are real.)
#8: Fear Factor Gummy Frog Legs
You'll never want to eat frog porridge again. Or if you are a frog-legs lover, this is for you.
From the site: This is it. The ultimate gourmet gross-out cuisine. Those with discriminating tastes will love our gummy Frog Legs, served with special dipping sauce. Did we mention they taste like chicken, and even come complete with crunchy candy 揵ones?inside? Go ahead, dip them in that sweet and sour sauce and take a bite. We dare you.
#9: Ear Wax Candy.
I'm not kidding you. You know the yellow stuff in your ear you have to clean out with a ear bud? Yup, that's it. This candy comes attractively packaged in a pink, ear-like container and saffron (yellow-orangey) earwax. It even comes with a pick so you can dig the candy out to eat. It gives 'ear-cleaning' a whole new meaning.
That's what you're in for.
#10: The grand finale!
Twilight! Dracula! What do they have in common? That's right, vampires. With the introdution of 'vegetarian' vampires, humans no longer need to be hunted for blood...or do they?
You can't resist the allure of blood...(Or if you are a vampire wannabe)...which is why I introduce to you...BLOOD CANDY!
It's neither A, B or O, so rest assured, you're probably drinking some other creature's.
The Darkness is calling to you. Accept and be seduced.
