Warning: contains spoilers about Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer. Content not suitable for fans.
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I agree man! Stephanie Meyer's books (judging by the first chapter which I promptly abandoned after a few paragraphs) was like a mediocre fanfiction.
Edward is like a stalker and Bella seems to be the damsel in distress which constantly needs saving. And the plot is....
I shall not finish the sentence.
Seriously, is the book that good? I might persevere to finish Twilight (which I am currently trying to borrow) but judging by the disparaging first chapter...
'written by a 12-year-old fangirl with no idea of how real relationships work. '
Well said, deviant, well said.
I think it's better off as a shoujo manga (as everyone knows that shoujo manga is just pointless fluff with little to no plot and characters can just fall in love and consummate their love within 24 hours of meeting, get married and paturient with spawn).
Romance should be a restricted material because you get addicted to it and false hope arises and bad writing starts thus leading to illusions and lying to yourself and other physchological problems which will lead to more girls starving themselves for prince charming and boost rates of rape as well as the downfall of women.
But I still love my vampires. Blood must be appetizing or interesting to the taste buds.
And since they are the undead, that means no sickness or fat, and good looks, as well as an aversion to religion (an excuse not to go to church) and a wonderful tool to coerce people into your will ("If you don't do what I say -points to fangs- you will be my next meal and I will drain you dry!")
Life as a vampire must be wonderful.
