To whom it may concern:

Fuck you. Using emotional blackmail? That's one of the oldest page in the book of manipulation. You don't care about how I feel-- you just want it to go your way, and if it doesn't, you make a big hullabaloo about it. Being a selfish bastard seems to be one of your prime interests.

Let's start off with your list of misdeeds, shall we?

So it's my duty to take on whatever religion you have? Then what if you are in a , god forbid, satanic cult? Do I have to fuck everyone for the sake of pleasing satan, have orgies and bloodletting for sacred rituals and drink unknown substances? I don't care what merit it gives to your miserable, blown-up excuse of an ego, but I'm not going to like it. You know that we are supposed to make the decision ourselves, yet you go ahead and bob your pretentious self in to make my decision.

Whenever I see smiling angels and the sanguine, kindly faces of priests and alter boys and the choir, all I think now are masks of deception.

Now you force me to go to a 'course' for 'my' benefit, because you are the speaker. Apparently it's for some sort of effective learning course. *snorts* Mindchamps? Puh-lease. I can more than predict the type of people who are going to be there.

Basically bored kids with ambitious parents 'wanting the best for them'. Bored kids who probably flunk their papers. Bored kids who probably never get an A1 with one eye closed.

Give me a plausible reason why I should go there. I could be doing my holiday homework, I could be playing my flute or writing. This is simply a waste of my youth. Because of this time waster, I have to shift ALL OF MY TUITION AND LESSONS to another day, and I hate it because Saturdays are my optimal time to study.

You mean well? What a relevation! I couldn't tell! I wonder why you still say you 'enlist my cooperation'. I must say that is a very interesting choice of words. Surely you must know that I, as a wannabe famous writer and a fervent studier of English literature, will pay attention to the TONE and choice of words? It sounds almost as if...you are afraid of retaliation. Not 'I hope you will attend', but 'I enlist your cooperation'. Very formal, no? It is as if you are trying to IMPRESS the authority over me, and in doing so, remind me that I have no other choice.

A bunch of pretty words, isn't it? Of all things to be capable in, it seems to be that you are only capable of growing old. It is unfortunate that people don't really get older and wiser, rather, they get more STUPID with authority.

I sincerely hope you will consider the repercussions of your actions and words instead of pulling them out from between your butt cheeks. While I know you look like an asshole, there is no need to further exacerbate the situation by ejecting undigested material from your mouth.

Worst curses,

Thisty for blood and murder.