AdvertisementImagine a world without those annoying squeals. Or vapid, fluttery giggles for no logical reason at all. Or a high-pitched, Umbridge reincarnation from hell as she squeals about something that you don't give a flying fuck about. Next to your ear.
Imagine a lovely flyswatter, or in this case, a bimbo swatter. As they hover near you, irritate you with their buzzing voices and poor vocabulary, or poison your mood with bimbo-pest, just lash out with the mighty weapon and
SMACK! They are squashed. Happily. With their foul pink tongues hanging out like carcasses' blood streaked intestines, gleaming in the lovely sunlight and bodies twisted in a way that is not possible even in professional acrobatics.
Doesn't it sound nice?
Opress those annoyances TODAY and do our society a big favour in getting rid of the brainless! JOIN THE CLUB!
Yes, even you, you annoying brawler in the carriage.--------------------------------------
Urgh.
I just have the worst luck in the world. I swear. THE BIMBOS!!!!! THEY ARE EVERWHERE! THEY MANIFEST THE WORLD!!!! OH NOES!!!!111
GAH!
I walk to school, I see the bimbos. I walk home. I see them. To make matters worse,
it's The. Same. Bimbos.Oh God.
One of the hags even screeched in her voice:"OMIGOD! IT'S THAT GIRL!!!" and proceeded to giggle with her sheep.
Wow! What a wonderful observation! It seems that you can distinguish between a male and a female. Con-gratulations! Dufus. Please work on your diphthongs though, I can't hear them!
I hope they don't flatter themselves by thinking I stalk them, because that will seriously damage my reputation. Not to mention the fact that I think they will kill millions of brain cells effectively within 5 minutes in their cursed sphere.
I swear God is just out to get me.
