I hope you enjoyed the above story.

Now let's analyse the text (Don't run away yet, I assure you that this has NOTHING to do with the boring parts of literature, and EVERYTHING to do with the little fiasco in the classroom this morning.

The above text was about a king who ordered people around. However, we notice that the king, being 'reasonable' ordered people to do what they would have done anyway (I order you to sneeze!).Believing that his orders were reasonable, he expected all his rules to be obeyed at once. We must notice that without people to rule over, a king is as good as any other citizen.

Now let's begin with the teacher, shall we?

Teachers all think that their requests are reasonable, and thus should be obeyed immediately. That, unfortunately, includes not smiling to your partner and asking them what the bloody mother fucking hell is going on in the lesson when you don't understand a thing.

I have nothing to say to her. Like the king, she is estranged, seeking blindly for someone to 'rule' over. I notice that she is particularly competitive (in a way...) and wants to 'win' every 'battle'. Considering the fit she threw when students walked past her into the classroom, anxious to prepare for the lesson, I must say that she is quite petty pedantic.

Just because you expect things to work YOUR way and everyone to be brilliant at YOUR subject doesn't mean it is. Reality is different from delusions, and I thought YOU, being significantly antediluvian, would know that.

Anyway, YES, I was talking to Huiting and I do not deny that fact. Even if I was laughing, you shouldn't be too unhappy about it. If you want black faces, I suggest you go mope in funeral processions or 'emo' people wanting to slash their wrists or something. Don't bring your menopausal to us. We do everything for a reason, so next time, I BESEECH you to use what little is left of your diseased brain before letting words fly out from your cranium.

If you want to teach, you jolly well anticipate what's coming. Times have changed. If you think that's an excuse, sorry, you're wrong.

And you, sheep Apparition in pink. Don't think you are a goddess or something from the empyrean heavens. Please change your attitude and bias because I do NOT appreciate it.

You aren't any better off, Trelawny incarnate in awful mosaic dresses. What times are we in? 1029 AD? FYI, nobody does memorisation anymore because research has shown that memorisation does us a hell lot of good, and that we forget everything we memorised quickly. So giving us stuff to memorise is like chopping up out brain -- we'll memorise, but we won't remember.