This bloody dog the neighbour owns won't SHUT ITS FUCKING WHINY YAPPING TRAP!
One day I'm gonna poison a doggie treat and throw it to the dog. Meanwhile all I can do is to mentally curse its carcass to miraculously rot and hear its yaps of pain.
You know, maybe having a coat or something made out of doggie skin isn't such a bad idea, it grows especially appealing when the dogs yap.
Ahh. It stopped. Oh glorious silence! Perhaps it sensed my murderous intent when I glared at it.
Good god damned dog.