That pagan holiday refers to none other than Valentine's day.
You doubt so? Here's my source:
http://thegrouchyscotsman.yuku.com/topic/1307Apparently it was to celebrate the joining of Woman and Goat God (disgusting.)
Love? Roses? Those are nothing but mere chemical reactions, a temporary delusion in our minds. It is certainly fascinating to watch how it can control the mind of a human.
The next one to say that *I* like someone (in the romantic sense) will be carted off to Scotland (Do they have goats there? I suck at Geography) where they can go and mate with the goats, since they ALL seem intent on celebrating this holiday.
And no, I'm not in denial. I calculated the statistics and estimated that my love level is 0%, and now my pissed off level is raging high at 97.8%. As well as the depressed emotional in me wanting to kick all those tests beyond the troposphere.
So you'd better stop your caterwauling or you will be shut up effectively by me digging your vocal cords and crushing them, nolens volens.
Damn, where is my eloquence when I need it?
