I go onto my email account, asking people to help me criticize my works on deviantart, and from a bunch of potentially smart people I could have gotten, I got the ignoramus of the bunch.

I told them I was 13, and that I needed someone to help me read my works and tell me where my faults lie. But apparently these insipid nincompoops take it the wrong way.

Allow me to present the two elevated, monumental, preeminent answers. (God, I love the thesuarus.)

1) Hopefully, at age 14, your work will be judged with like age people. I did not and will not read your work on deviant art as there are images there that I do not agree should be on a site for people under age sixteen. I only read requests from blog sites from people aged eighteen and over. But, keep on writing and entering. A relative who is eleven is having work forwarded by a teacher. It won at the state level and now goes to a national contest. Ask a teacher about your poem.

I DID ASK A TEACHER, BASTARD!

Heck, the teacher approached me.

"images there I do not agree"..yeah right. It's called NUDE ART for a reason. Just because you, the illiberal and perverted of the nation cannot appreciate the simplicity and beauty of thje human body, then SHUT UP, as there are others who do. I don't know how to appreciate nide art, but I RESPECT the opinions of theose who do.

"I only read requests of those who are aged 18 and above". Do I sense a hint of contempt there? Well, my pompous, prejudiced person from the fairer sex, I think that age does not matter, does it? After all, if a person in his twenties can be one of America's biggest entrepreneur, I don't see how a 60-year old antediluvian hag would consider herself superior to him just because she'd lived longer. (=

Hmm. Gotta work on ym vocabulary, but I digress.

Obviously the above is criticism dressed with kind words and facticious encouragement.

Let's move on to the second.

2) chat.deviantart.com/chat/help or do the bast art that you have not done....

Ooh my, how I'd LOVE to slap him there and then and give him a short grammar lesson....

What the hell is 'bast'?

And I want people to LOOK at my work and give me comments, not just visit my page and exiting it.

Well, f*** you, since you aren't serious about your work.