Why is it everytime I open my mouth, people automatically expect me to rave about money or scold someone?

I know I'm bad-tempered, but don't assume things. I'm unpredictable. I do have my moments.

Because it's going too far, it's a game whereby I'm forced to laugh along and comply.

Full of ersatz blitheness, life is. When I want to talk about philosophy, no one is interested. When I want to discuss radical issues on politics, everyone zones out. When I discuss financial matters, at least you guys UNDERSTAND something.

And when I am NOT being sarcastic, people assume that I am.(this, by the way, is NOT sarcastic)

Just a single off-hand remark could make a person go up on his/her guns? Why so sensitive? I merely made a simple comment, there's no need to act like I loudly listed out why guys are pigs, right?

Just a little note: I don't think that ALL guys are pigs. Some of them are quite nice. It's just sad that majority of them are (i.e. rapists who get away with it, men with sexual fetishes (like starting porn sites, where they rape innocent girls In open daylight and then gloat about it, I WANT TO MUTILATE THEM!!! Bloody idiots who cheat on their wives and wants divorce later, etc, etc.)

But then again, what can I talk? FGM? Doesn't sound like a lovely lunch topic. "Oh, they mutilate the girl's clit and labia with a nice rusty knife that is not sanitized, and the entire thing is done with out anti sceptic. Did I mention that some of them even use acids to do so? Most girls die from trauma and phobias. Not to mention that their legs are bonded up for 2 whole weeks, and then their vaginas are sewn closed to prevent cheating from the husband. Then, on the wedding night, they cut the girl open, lets the husband do his thing, and sew her up again after the deed. Lovely eh?"

If the girls can't stand me describing mashed red beans as uncooked entrails, then if I mention FGM, they would probably sick themselves.

I know that I know too much for someone my age, but I hope to be a feminist someday. I'll be an outstanding lawyer and fight for these wives against their genius, conniving bastards of husbands!

WOMEN! DON'T STAND THERE LIKE LESSER BEINGS! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS AS WELL! YOU ARE HUMAN, YOU ALSO DESERVE RIGHTS!

Sorry, I got a bit too passionate there.

I know I'm a tigress, but I know I have my rights and I will fight to the end for them, if not in the name off all the women on earth.

Who says women are inferior to men? Who says that women were only made for reproducing (that's what some idiot really said, by the way)? Show that we can be as good as men, if not superior to them!

So guys, if I seem to be unfriendly and rude (uncouth, etc, )to you, maybe it's the defense talking. Just bear with it ok? Heh. Thanks.