New year's coming up, so it's time for new year resolution 2008 (Not that it works anyway, my last year's resolution was to be more organised, but considering the state of my (empty) geography files...I don't think so.)
1) Be more organised. Or try to.
2) Be nicer to everyone. Except eople who deserve it or incurred my wrath for valid reasons. Refer to personal lawbook for circumstances where all niceties can be excused.
3) Learn when to shut up at appropraiate times. I mean, I can talk about FGM during recess as if I am discussing today's weather. Or rape.
4) Get straight A's. Geography and Chinese can be excused. Oh, raise English to a high A2 first.
5) Speak in a more refined manner. I know I suck at that, but from now on I shall type profanities in acronyms, e.g. WTF. The exact words, however, are entirely left to your imagination. I cannot be blamed if you have a corrupted mind. *shrugs blithely*
6) Learn more ways to manipulate people. It'll come in useful someday.
7) TRY to act more refined. Or manipulative. As long as I don't fall under the badly behanved category, I'm fine, even if I'm a bitch. Did you know in Greek mythology, there are t
he Empousae?
These chicks were Greek demonesses and emmissaries of
Hecate (as well as her daughters). They are also known for snatching children, and scourging the poor shades in the Underworld. These demonesses had one brass leg and one ass leg, and leathery wings and claws for hands. They were primarily bitches (dogs! primarily as a result of their relationship with Hecate), but they could take the form of cows and maidens as well (through Hecate's connection with Aphrodite and Hera). As maidens they slept with guys and sucked their life out of them. I only know one of their names and that is Empousa. Their name means "Forcers-In".
As much as I don'tlike the idea of sleeping around, and find it really pathetic, but at least I have a niche for myself in myth. Take that, losers. I might skip the sleeping part and suck your life out of you. Mwahahahaha...I just broke resolution #2. Be nice. Be nice. But you deserve it. *diabolical laughter*
Ahem. Back to topic.
8) Improve my chinese to a B3.
9)Stop being such a glutton and eating everything within sight when I'm hungry, making my weight balloon beyind recognition.
10)Stop being such a nerd, get out, kick back, relax and learn to have fun. And stop frowning all the time, the last thing I need is premature wrinkles and people thinking I'm 31 instead of 13. Though this is great, I have unlimited access to bars and violent movies which they BAN. Diss them.
11) Hope to inferno that there's no gymnastics or dance for P.E. or I will die. Badminton too. I can't even hit the damn shuttlecock properly. I'm beyond redemption.
12) Really enjoy whatever I do best at, I don't want to do it and feel very forced. I hope this goes the same for CCA. Success isn't important, being a leader isn't important, what's important is that I love whatever I am doing and will make a concious effort to enhance the effect.
