2 moreweeks of complete and utter bliss till school starts.
2 more weeks of behaving like explosive dynamite before school starts.
2 more weeks of sleeping in late (I HATE mornings, curses to those who made school at 7 fucking a.m.) until school starts.
2 more weeks of getting 12 hours of sleep everyday before school starts.
Two more effing weeks to complete my chinese holiday homework...
Okay. Calm down. But it ain't working, the panic's kicking in..
AHHH!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I FINISH IT EARLIER?!
Okay. 1)Finish photograph project, I'm amore eloquent and brilliant liar when it comes to making up stories.
HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Okay. finished jian bao. Happy happy.
Lately I've taklen to reading Harry Potter fanfictions and was again reminded of how Pansy Parkinson looked 'pug-like'. I've been curious, how does a pug-like person look? Apparently Orlan herself, a woman known in history for having undergone 6 operations for her looks, which 'did nothing for her' according to a book. I've googled her face, and she DID look hideous...
But Pansy Parkinson looked fine to me. Other than the astrocratic air around her (which I admit I DO have as well) she was otherwise, quite pretty.
It must have been the big noses. But pugs are cute in their own way, I guess, other than the crinkles around their button nose...and they drool.
Speaking of looks, there's alose something I wanted to research on...ah, LASIK Surgery.
I might want to have LASIK surgery done on me when I graduate from Secondary school to improve my vision. I know I'll be hoping too much for perfect vision, but even if it's reduced to 200 degrees or 300, I'll do it. Anything would be better than my current 800 degrees for left eye.
But's itsalso freaky in a way. I don't want a nice sharp bladepoking me anywhere, much less my eye...and the laser might burn off nerves. The operation is performed with the patient awake and mobile; however, the patient typically is given a mild
sedative (such as
Valium) and anesthetic
eye drops.
Bloody hell. AWAKE AND MOBILE. Just knock me out, please.
Once the eye is immobilized, the flap is created. This process is achieved with a mechanical
microkeratome using a metal blade, or a
femtosecond laser microkeratome (procedure known as
IntraLASIK) that creates a series of tiny closely arranged bubbles within the cornea.
[4] A hinge is left at one end of this flap. The flap is folded back, revealing the
stroma, the middle section of the cornea. The process of lifting and folding back the flap can be uncomfortable.
That'dlike telling me, "The process of transplanting your livermight be uncomfortable and not to your liking." I know that, idiot. I'd rather have the laser any day than a blade hovering near my eye...all I have to do is to jerk, and bye-bye goes my eye.
The chances of people experiencing complications are 5-6%, but it's not 1%. I might be very unlucky. Who knows. Okay, the complications after the surgery are..
Surgery induced
dry eyesOvercorrection
[9] or undercorrection
Visual acuity fluctuation
Halos
[10] or starbursts
[11] around light sources at night
Light sensitivity
Ghost images
[12] or
double visionWrinkles in flap (striae)
[13]Decentered ablation
Debris or growth under flap
Thin or buttonhole flap
[14]Induced
astigmatismCorneal Ectasia
FloatersEpithelium erosion
Posterior vitreous detachment[15]Macular hole[16]Bloody hell. I think I want to start looking for a donor already...
Or I might do it now, my cornea is fine...still considered moderate (-8,-6 Dioptres)
Okay. I think I might go. Anything to save my eyes (God I sound like I've just walked out of a cheesy movie)
Okay, gotta sleep now.