Guess the most retarded thing I did today.
Can't? Nevermind, I'll tell you.
You see, 15 minutes ago I was hungry, and being too lazy to go down the stairs to grab something, I tried to ignore my stomach.Then, a memory struck me. I remembered I had a can of potato chips in my room!
I immediately rushed to grab it, and upon opening the can, I noticed that the chips were in disarray. Due to using too much of my brain power for academic related purposes, I decided to arrange them neatly in a stack.
Happily, I poured everything out on my open Math textbook and began stacking the chips up, eating a few along the way. After I was done, I dropped them back into the can.
Due to the fact that I had been munching on the chips for the past few days, only a negligible amount was left. Therefore, the @#$&$@$ chips ended up in a bigger mess than before.
I gave up, since the chips obviously didn't sympathise with my plight as an overworked student. They should've talked in their crunchy voices and warned me of the abject stupidity of the situation.
Looking back, I'd just realised the utter ludicrousness of the above paragraph. So pretend you didn't read about me whining that the chips should've warned me, as chips are non-living beings, and do not have a larynx to make any sound even remotely human.
Anyway, these chips did more harm than good, because I'm now thirsty. Oh,and I'm using the computer, which means I need to use electricity, which means that I'm contributing to global warming. And Internet connection signifies the need for radio waves, which will dull the brain.
Great. Now I am going to be a puerile being due to being tech-savvy. F*cking brilliant.
And I'm STILL thirsty.
