Oh joy. I've just survived through another gruelling period with the beloved English teacher.

That little remark you made about not copying from a text in school was obviously directed at me, don't you think so, Miss Lim? Even I, with all my obliviousness, can see it.

Well, as *ahem* flattered as I am for you to consider my writing a model composition, I don't see anything wrong with copying from myself=)

Logic just doesn't flow here doesn't it? Maybe you are too thick to realise it.

Truly, I am so flattered, I can't help smirking when you questioned my ability to write.

Please lah, I know my writing in primary six was nothing short of -urgh-, but I think I had made a tremendous improvement this year, spending more time with fanfic. I am so inflamed by my personal muse that I have so much sarcasm dripping on the words =)

Enough about her. Any more and I think I'll hurl my lunch.

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People are weird creatures.

When I'm not sarcastic at all, they see sarcasm dripping off them. When I'm being sarcastic, they think it's a joke.

Ah, the downfalls of speaking your mind.

Just because you present one side of you for the world to see doesn't me that's who you truly are.

So, I know I'm arrogant, direct, quite-vulgar, insensitive bitch/ nerd (because of my socks...but I don't see the relation between high socks and how good the student is..), but hey, everyone has their good points.

This blog is an aimed to showcase the bad side of me and just be myself.

Over the years I just followed blindly because I wanted to belong. But it wasn't the way to go, so I decided to fuck everything and just be myself.

It's nice being yourself, why care about what others think about you? If they don't appreciate you as who you are, they are not your true friends.

Unless, un-like me, you have a horrible character.

Here's one thing I have to say--if you want flowery speeches with no sincerity in them, I suggest not coming to me because I'll give you one (dripping in sarcasm) or just the truth(so if you are a nice person, yay for you.)

Looking back at the saved conversations I had last year (I saved the ones that had insults in them...Dunno why, I guess I'm somewhat insane) and this time, instead of wasting perfectly good tears on them (I can save them when I persuade my mother to buy me a laptop) I couldn't help but have a snickering fit while I ate.....

my medicine.

Yes, I got cough as an unfortunate result of eating too much chocolate, but hey, it's not related, so let's carry on.

Anyways, I had a conniption fit. Geez, the insult King? How arrogant! Chen Yin is TEN times better than you in insults.

And it's always the same vein. (You are so ugly...blahblah) Is that all your pathetic plethora of vocabulary can sum up? C'mon, if you want to insult someone, do it wholeheartedly! You claim to be an English genius when you don't even know how to spell misconception. Shame.

As much as I would have liked to turn back time and poke a big hole in your swelling pregnant ego, I am, unfortunately, not able to do so as it simply isn't possible. Too bad that I didn't know half of the insults I know now...or perhaps I knew them, but was too occupied reading a book to bother with such midgets.

Still, today I should've come up with a better comeback when I informed Javier of his spelling error for whisky. He spelt it as 'whiskey'. The he asked me why I knew the spelling.
Pressed, I replied that I was smarter than him.

Five seconds later, I realised how childish and stupid it sounded. I should have said something with more sarcasm!

Damn.

Note to self: When pissed off, do not opt for typical words such as 'f***'. Must use vocabulary and sarcasm.

Authoress's note: I'M SO SORRY JAVIER! Whiskey and whisky--both spellings are interchangable and correct. So there was nothing wrong with your spelling. SORRY!

whis·key also whis·ky (hwĭs'kē, wĭs'-) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. whis·keys also whis·kies

An alcoholic liquor distilled from grain, such as corn, rye, or barley, and containing approximately 40 to 50 percent ethyl alcohol by volume.
A drink of such liquor

The defination, straight off the online dictionary.