No, this is not, for the fifth hundred and forty-eighth time, an entry about love. So you can go f*** yourself in hell if you'd think I'll be writing about that anytime soon.

Anyway.....

Emotions are incredibly complicated nuisances that has no relation whatsoever to the logic of mathematics and/or science, nor can it be calculated or weighed as statistics.

Unfortunately, in the department of emotions, we are all left alone with our intuitive and sensitivity to others of which I, unfortunately as in other special cases as well, do not prevail in.

Yes, in other words, to 'stupidfy' it for people who can't tell what the hell I'm talking about, is that I'm an emotions idiot.

There. Short, simple, sweet and straight to the point instead of beating around the bush.

Due to my sensitivity (or lack thereof) I cannot tell wheter you are currently pissed off at me or feeling jealous or depressed or any other emotions from the wide range, unless it is clearly written in bright neon sign all over your face or you tell me so yourself.

Therefore, if you really don't like me, I suggest you save your icy words and cold wars for someone else as I will puzzle about it and most probably not get it by the end of the week what you are trying to tell me.

Kindly note that this blog is just aimed at airing one's opinions and not smear any one's reputation (unless they really deserve it, an exceptional example in yang meh meh and Miss Lim) and that I speak my mind at all times so if you are easily offended, I suggest you get the fuck out of here and go to your pity club or something.

Also, note that when you turn hot and cold on me, I will most likely puzzle over it for fifteen minutes and pay no heed and go back to my mountain of torturous assessment books or back to my pathetic attempt at learning Japanese (which, sad to say, I am still having difficulties in deciding how to pronounce the 'r', but we shall save that story for another day)

I have an emotional range of about a teaspoon, the most I know is 'happy', 'sad', depressed, angry, furious, fuming, murderous, suicidal, excited, dramatic, sarcastic, annoyed, stressed, tired, and I think that's about it, if I don't go on about their synonyms.

However, if you are upset, sure you can come to me and I will listen, but please don't expect advice. I suck at this, full-stop. Now, if you want your daily dose of sarcasm and if I feel particularly annoyed courtesy of a female classmate (most will know who I'm talking about, but I shan't be too mean and disclose her name) you can have it free of charge, but please don't sue for bruised egos or traumatised minds.

To tell you truthfully, when faced with the choice of an emotional person who said something that needs to be interpreted correctly by a very sensitive person or five minutes of ACC(Appreciation of Chinese Culture) where she talks of all the trades and types of stone and rice that occurs in China, I'd choose the ACC.

That's because, as I have mentioned so directly, I am an emotions idiot.