Not that I'm a flamer, (unlike some of you unthinking bastards out there) or a straight, blind xiaxue supporter (I agree her writing is excellent but I sometimes find her albeit unreasonable) but I HAVE to agree with xiaxue that Steven Lim sucks.

Clink here to go to his website .

Allow the authoress to run a commentary of his website. You are advised to keep your speakers unplugged when you enter.

What first commands your attention is that disgusting vomit-like shade of yellow (I hate that colour)

The plain text banner that....erm...decorates the first part of his website is

Welcome to The World's Most Handsome Guy Official Fan Web/Blog!!!!! "宇宙大帅哥"博客

Quoted from his website, word-for-word.

The title already suggests that he is of a egotistic character. He is supposedly the "most handsome guy in USA (Or rather, Upper Serangoon Avenue).

Following the banner, bright eye-piercing words scream:

Steven Lim alias Dragon"- Ex-Street Eyebrows Stylist In Singapore
N Yellow Swimming Trunks Stripper in SG Idol!
Singapore's famous hunky star/ model!

In smaller words, the latest( badly written in horrible English) entry read:

Back from very beautiful Shanghai! Looking for a girlfriend, no matter you are black, white or orange. As long you r pretty, nice, faithful n gorgeous & gorgeous. Dun hesitate to adopt me. Application to be my girlfriend/stead now open! Whilst stock last! Call/ sms +(65)93857300 to apply now. Tell all your friends about it! (see below videos for more info)

Pictures of his face could be viewed posted EVERYWHERE.

Under a rather large photo of him was a little video, which he illustrates his trip to Shanghai (That was all I was able to make out from his incomprehensible sentences) and after which, people, I warn you, kindly plug out your speakers. It may cause early hearing loss, nightmares, severe brain trauma, and nausea.

I think he must be singing in Chinese (in one of his you tube videos, he insisted that Wendy use Chinese instead and implied that his Chinese was very good. I was rather (not) surprised to find that his Chinese was bottom line shit as well, worse then my ang moh uncle's.

Scrolling down, you find that he describes his singing as 'amazing'. That goes to show that personal opinions could be vastly inaccurate, particularly if it's not done in a joking and / or sarcastic manner (like me).

The descriptions are directly taken and quoted from the amazing Steven Lim's website itself.

Steven's amazing Michael Jackson's looking for girlfriend dance video (Move your mouse over to play)
Direct Link: http://www.stevenlim.net/BillieJean.wmv


Steven's amazing beatbox singing (Move your mouse over to play)
http://www.stevenlim.net/beatboxNo1.wmv

Steven dances to Chicken Little Dance Song
http://www.stevenlim.net/SingaporeIdolStevenLimWeb.wmv

Steven Lim's special effect Kung Fu Video
http://www.stevenlim.net/superhero.wmv

Steven Lim takes you on an exciting ride on his Kawasaki Ninja ZXR 400.
http://www.stevenlim.net/kawa.wmv

The authoress's commentary ends here, and the scathing comments begin.

I don't see why Steven should hate Wendy so much. Wendy is a THOUSAND times better.

I hate him because;
1)He's egotistic
2)He thinks he's so great in singing
3)He thinks his English and Chinese is dead perfect
4)He thinks he's so handsome
5)He thinks he's so clever
6)He think people would actually WANT him, and proceeds to dance in what he assumes to be in a very handsome manner
7)He is PATRONISING
8)Well, he sucks
9)He thinks he's so entertaining and people would waste S$300 for his lousy ten minutes performance

Okay, guys! I've found the PERFECT present for that hated enemy or teacher! Simply call this guy over! Do NOT use at funerals 'cause the dead might just jump out of their incineration baskets and start moaning in pain. You don't want that to happen, do you?

His English is TERRIBLE, even more so then Dawn Yang's. Wait, it's on the same level as Dawn Yang's. Or is Dawn Yang better?

He writes like a 5 year old and apparently hasn't heard about the most basic rules of grammar. He has not even heard of the past, present or future tense.

"Beated". Wow, a mistake that only a primary one school kid just having started in English Language could make. What makes you think you are better then the Shanghainese in Shanghai, Steven Lim? At least they can speak a multitude of perfect Chinese and other forms of Chinese. YOU can't even talk coherently in Chinese OR English.

In your video, Wanbao, please sue Wendy Cheng aka xiaxue, you wrote the title with Chinese words intersecting the english words. Now that's a big no-no in the linguistic world. Geez, you are 20+ years older then me, surely YOU should know that?

For you information, an official fan website is made by fans. You must be a pathetic loser, for no one, no fan, had made a site for you. You made the website yourself, so you can't call it a fan website, you egotistic loser.

As for that fiasco in Singapore Idol, what do you have to be proud of? The fact that you stripped in front of the camera, in front of four judges, and probably the whole of Singapore, down to your yellow underpants, singing she bangs? You think you are very cool, but you aren't .

You have scarred many young minds that night. Have you no shame nor modesty? It is a family show, for God's sake. Kindly do NOT expose your body since I am bloody NOT interested.

I would like to say, Steven Lim, that you are a goofy, sissy idiot. Hell, you run like one too, with hands flapping around like fans. That's not attractive, it makes me want to puke.

Lastly, your so called self-opinionated "amazing beatbox singing" Unfortunately for you, Steven, you don't have very good vocals. Your singing was horribly out of tune and I can't bloody hear the lyrics. Did you drink too much alcohol that night? Were you singing in Chinese, Italian, English, Hokkien, Greek, Latin or German?

You probably think I'm a coward now, not coming directly to speak with you. Sadly, I don't know where you live, nor are you my neighbour (Heavens forbid) because if I had known, I would like to tell this in your face, to make the insult sting.

P.S. If you want to show off your chest, please visit the gym nearby for some good workout. You appeared to be lacking in abs and a well-defined chest.
P.P.S Kindly brush up your vocabulary to include proper english words to insult a person. Being called a "chicken pie" isn't very insulting, but rather, it makes one hungry.