Pissed off and sulkingOh my god. This is damn
pathetic.Look at my
standing in the cyber world .
So damn sad right?
Only ranked 516,228.
That's a huge blow to my ego. *Watches as ego explodes to nothing, leaving a trail of dust behind*
Alright people. You know what to do to raise my authority up.
LINKLINKLINK!
Pleeaasee*kitty cat eyes, as demonstrated by puss in boots in
shrek 3*
Admit it. I'm kawaii and you can't resist the allure of my amazingly cute eyes.
Anyway I'm so sad....Even the IT trainer then went to my school to teach Charisma has a blog rank of 200,000 +
I MUST MAKE IT TO TOP 400,000!
Support me, people!
Although I DO admit it's my fault for not updating..I love to blog, trust me, but I'm always so busy.
Anyway, today's charisma lesson.... was completely and utterly stupid.
They had another lovely talk on safety in cyberspace.
Hm...how many talks did we have so far concerning this?
They gave us a lesson plan in which sessions will be conducted according to that order. I shall type it out here.
Contents
1 Project CRuSH Launch Pad
2 Contact 1 - Dangerous People
3 Content 1 - Dangerous content ( What a creative title)
4G Contact 2 (for girls)- Internet Relationships
And surprise surprise (note:no sarcasm this time) right there on the schedule of lessons in which they were going to teach, nice and bold, was:
4B Content 2(for guys) - Pornography
The rest of the schedule isn't that important, so I'll skip it.
And please, dad, mum, if you happened to stumble across this.......I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD!!!BU
YAO WU HUI
WO!!!
Like anyone will watch
that (if you do watch it, I'm so sorry for thinking the best of people and assuming that you don't watch)
That was very bluntly put across, I thought. Maybe they should have said it in a more.....
subtle way.
However, I am not obsessed over the topic unlike some people, so I shall carry on....or end here.
Here's another thing to note---I AM NOT ACTING CUTE
All those little comments were 100% pure
sarcasm.=)
So if you see me squealing,"Oh my gosh!!
AIEE! I'm so innocent!!11
one one!!!!!! It's either
A)
sarcasmB)suffering a
severe case of writer's
euphoriaC)The stress had finally gotten to me or
D)Please book a reservation at the
IMHOTake note, before I set my
minions on you.
Now that
statement was decidedly
UN-cute.
Those who disagree either need to take a remedial course in
beginner's English or they don't know me very well.
