"Mind your language"

Now approximately how many times have people said that to me? It's not like I cuss like there's no tomorrow---those of you who think so, kindly take a trip down Geylang and hear those people going at it-- but I just do so when it's appropriate.

Have YOU ever cussed before? Even ONCE in your whole life? If you haven't, get out.

*No one gets out*

Thought so. So if you cussed before in your entire life, WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME TO MIND MY LANGUAGE? I mean, not to offend any parties, but please. An occasional f*** here and there (It's not what you are thinking, perverts) is perfectly fine when the situation calls for it. If you live a life full of perfume and roses and all is going super well, there isn't a need. However, MY life is a complete fiasco where goddamned accidents happen everyday and you don't know when the catastrophe will strike. If you tell me to mind my language when I'm going too far and the situation doesn't call for it, fine. But if you tell me that and give me an hour long speech about abusing the English language or somewhat........

Would you like a poetry competition? If you didn't get an A* for English language in PSLE or know how to properly pronounce things without messing them up, I suggest you go drown yourself and rid the world of the torment of hearing your long diabolical speech peppered with 'cheem' vocabulary made so JUST to impress amateurs, but to professionals, it is complete and utter TRASH.

Granted, my writing may not be that great, but at least people make a point to read my fan fiction, favourite it.

I am so sick of this. Not the minding your language thing, but IDIOTS who insert 'cheem' phrases here and there in a piece of text just to impress other idiots.

I HATE IT.

Do you even realise that it doesn't flow?

And PLEASE. It's MATH WORKSHEETS. You don't need to give us lawyer jargon lifted from contracts signed.

I'm just pissed that some school uses language that appears cheem, but when inserted, makes the question unclear.

Not to mention people, while making a speech, has many 'uh's' and 'erm's' , like they didn't prepare it.

Sweetheart, please prepare your speech okay. Have you failed your English oral examination? It's a strict no-no to say uh's and erm's.

Sweetie, if you aren't up to making a speech, THEN FORGET ABOUT IT. I would be more then capable dear.

And huge, glaring mistakes in worksheets and PowerPoint slides? You are an adult. I'm merely 12. And I can spot all the silly spelling and grammatical errors you've made. Shall I recommend a very useful tool called Microsoft Word? It does spelling and grammar checks!

Oh my god. Rereading this, I think I've turned into somewhat like a nerd.

After all, who but nerds grouse about English?

I guess I must have been that bored during assemblies.