9 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:9. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
8. "I was just doing the eye relaxation excercise. The lighting condition here is so poor! Are you trying to make me go blind?"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my desktop for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem."
3. "I was just thinking wheter necrophilia is worse or pedophilia."
2. "I was doing some soul searching about the wrongs I have done recently. My church told me that we can do this at anytime, anywhere."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
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1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
