Piles of shitty homework

And it's stinking up my life(not an intended pun)

Oh yeah a lot of stuff happened in my class today. Yesterday too. I swear if this keeps up, 1HM will go crazy

OMG GASP I HAVE SO MANY UNREAD MSGS!

Sorry for the sudden change in subject. Ir's just that I have not checked my yahoo account in ages....4 months to be exact..*shifts akwardly*

Oh yeah today after IT enrichment, The dammned Flash program just HAD to hang. And I had already done lots of work, pouring in my blood and sweat. I was gettting prepared to save it when it HUNG.

Then we had to wait for that thing to un-hang. The instructor wanted to close the lab but when I presented to him my problem he said no choice la, have to wait.

Then I think he went out for something. During his absence, a helpful senior came in and started trying to help me. She accidentally closed the thing. WITHOUT SAVING MY PRECIOUS FILE.

I want to cry T.T

Then when I told her, she was apologetic and tried to help me redo. Then Huiting and kaiting(the two tings) went out of the cpmputer lab as "it was too cold". I stayed behind to try and do.

Because some parts of the animation I relied on the teacher's help, I forgot how to do it. So dao mei. After un-doing a couple of unsuccessful attempts and doing it again only to discover I made a stupid mistake, I gave up. (It was three and I ws hungry.)

So I got out my handphone to call huiting. The senior saw I gave up and tried to encourage me to continue. Key word is tried. Sad to say, I was stubborn and refused to.

When huiting answered, I was already packing up. "That's it. I give up. Wo bu gan le.I don't care, we'll just continue next week." I walked out of the lab and sawthe 2 tings were sitting on the stairs, backs turned towards me.HT saying," Ok, meet us at..."

I walked up to the, phone in hand, and mock-waved to them. Her expression was worth a million bucks. Ok maybe not that much. maybe 10 cents. lol. I'm such a cheapstake.

Speaking of homework, I haven't done the math papers chicken assigned. I really cannot find lorh. Tomorow sure die.

And stupid geography. I damn hate that boring subject. I bet the whole class is gonna fall asleep when we learn about rocks.

What's so interesting about them anyway? They are dull. Yawn.

My tutor bought me an assesment book (to pratise my diffusion and osmosis) and, being curious, I flipped through the book. The elements were quite interesting (and cheem too. Models look confusing) and apparently, we are going to study the reproductive system next year.

Ah. The joys of learning.

Perhaps I shouldn't be so squeamish about it as after all, it's a science. But hello, I live in singapore, where it's a social taboo to talk about any issues concerning sexuality.

Unless you are talking about the sex of your pets. But of course you don't shout it out right?

Out of boredom, I decided to write the below story. I know it sucks, but bear with me. If the story DOES sound like one person in particular, well, the author would like to assure everyone that it is purely and merely coincidence.*wink, wink*

Once upon a time there was a sheep demon. She lived in the heart of Eville mountain and lived on misery. One day, after her roti prata and kopi-o she thought,"Aiyah, so shit, my stock of unhappiness is running out lehhs. If I don't get it soon I will die. *panick* HOW HOW?"

"Hmm... perhaps I shall teach at a school where the humans are. I can torture them to make them miserable. That way, not only will I get my kicks out of it, I can live forever too! Muahahahaha...For the whatever certs I need I'll just seduce the examiners."

The sheep demon, using her evil powers, transformed herself into.....a "nice" teacher, known as mdm yeo.She was old, but loved to act young and wear pink. She loved to wear outlandish colours too with glittery shirts. She always carried around a small water bottle,(bewitched to store unhappiness and convert them to a elixir which she could drink to live forever) the type you can get free from Watson's if you take part in one of their promotions. She tried her best at forming a human face--she still looked like a weird hybrid of human and chimpanzee and sheep and pig. (You see, she lived in the mountains and had noidea of what humans looked like so she anyhow lor) Then Mdm Yeo was all set to go to Calyspo Coral High Marine School.

Due to her (rather tiny) sheep's brain, she kept forgetting where she put her student's work and always pretended she was always right, even if she wasn't. She made them redo their homework if she lost it and insisted that she didn't receive it. She baa-ed away in her irritating sheep's voice, blabbering on about nonscensical topics.She always pretended to know more then she did and ended up making a fool of herself. She will cover it up by snapping,"Do this for homework!Those who don't hand in, I will give you detention/report you to HOD/ call your mummy/take you to see DM ."

She made them do piles of homework and was nasty to them, making them more miserable. "Hmph!" She thought. "This was easier then I thought. Stupid humans too emotional." Horrible teacher she was, her students got A1's as they had to study all thouroughly to make sure they didn't fail.(After all, who would be stupid enough to fail purposely without making effort to pass and ruin their future?)

One day, Sa'hron, the one always receiving the brunt of Mdm Yeo's torture, decided to rebel. One key witness, Shernelle, reported seeing Mdm Yang hide behind the bushes to change into a sheep.She(mdm yeo) then uncorked something that radiated a strong aura of misery and sadness and drank it.

One student then exclaimed, "No wonder she kept torturing us. I see now that it had been on purpose all along."

Another piped up, "And I thought I was hallucinating when the bottle kept filling up when we were miserable."

The students, angered by her constant abuse and the fact she was using them, decied to REBEL!

The next day, Mdm Yeo walked in and was shocked to see smiling faces turned towards her. Someone cranked up the radio and pupils were dancing wildly to the beat. They were all wearing party hats. The golden aura of happiness was too strong, too vibrant for her.

Her body spasmed out of control and fire seemed to engulf her intestined. She was like ice on a hot day, melting until all that remained was water. "WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HAPPY?"

She muttered something else-probably a string of curses- but we will never eve know as she was reduced to her original form-a sheep baa-ing furiously. It wasn't threatening, it was cute.Being the intellectual and sophisticated humans we are, cannot understand the lowly language of the sheep.

The students, upon seeing they had reduced the evil teacher to a sheep, got happier and happier. It proved fatal for Mdm sheep. The aura stabbed at her, draining her of the negative energy she got her powers from. Her form grew more transparet, and she burst into thousands of black particles. The black fog was soon swept away by the wind.

It was bright and shiny again, and the sun was cheery. The sheep demon was defeated, and the humans triumph once again against the evil forces known as unreasonable teachers.

The end.

P. S. And yes, they did live happily ever after...until another menace arrives and they have to kick its ass. Again. Geez, when are they ever gonna learn?