Piles of shitty homework

And it's stinking up my life(not an intended pun)

Oh yeah a lot of stuff happened in my class today. Yesterday too. I swear if this keeps up, 1HM will go crazy

OMG GASP I HAVE SO MANY UNREAD MSGS!

Sorry for the sudden change in subject. Ir's just that I have not checked my yahoo account in ages....4 months to be exact..*shifts akwardly*

Oh yeah today after IT enrichment, The dammned Flash program just HAD to hang. And I had already done lots of work, pouring in my blood and sweat. I was gettting prepared to save it when it HUNG.

Then we had to wait for that thing to un-hang. The instructor wanted to close the lab but when I presented to him my problem he said no choice la, have to wait.

Then I think he went out for something. During his absence, a helpful senior came in and started trying to help me. She accidentally closed the thing. WITHOUT SAVING MY PRECIOUS FILE.

I want to cry T.T

Then when I told her, she was apologetic and tried to help me redo. Then Huiting and kaiting(the two tings) went out of the cpmputer lab as "it was too cold". I stayed behind to try and do.

Because some parts of the animation I relied on the teacher's help, I forgot how to do it. So dao mei. After un-doing a couple of unsuccessful attempts and doing it again only to discover I made a stupid mistake, I gave up. (It was three and I ws hungry.)

So I got out my handphone to call huiting. The senior saw I gave up and tried to encourage me to continue. Key word is tried. Sad to say, I was stubborn and refused to.

When huiting answered, I was already packing up. "That's it. I give up. Wo bu gan le.I don't care, we'll just continue next week." I walked out of the lab and sawthe 2 tings were sitting on the stairs, backs turned towards me.HT saying," Ok, meet us at..."

I walked up to the, phone in hand, and mock-waved to them. Her expression was worth a million bucks. Ok maybe not that much. maybe 10 cents. lol. I'm such a cheapstake.

Speaking of homework, I haven't done the math papers chicken assigned. I really cannot find lorh. Tomorow sure die.

And stupid geography. I damn hate that boring subject. I bet the whole class is gonna fall asleep when we learn about rocks.

What's so interesting about them anyway? They are dull. Yawn.

My tutor bought me an assesment book (to pratise my diffusion and osmosis) and, being curious, I flipped through the book. The elements were quite interesting (and cheem too. Models look confusing) and apparently, we are going to study the reproductive system next year.

Ah. The joys of learning.

Perhaps I shouldn't be so squeamish about it as after all, it's a science. But hello, I live in singapore, where it's a social taboo to talk about any issues concerning sexuality.

Unless you are talking about the sex of your pets. But of course you don't shout it out right?

Out of boredom, I decided to write the below story. I know it sucks, but bear with me. If the story DOES sound like one person in particular, well, the author would like to assure everyone that it is purely and merely coincidence.*wink, wink*

Once upon a time there was a sheep demon. She lived in the heart of Eville mountain and lived on misery. One day, after her roti prata and kopi-o she thought,"Aiyah, so shit, my stock of unhappiness is running out lehhs. If I don't get it soon I will die. *panick* HOW HOW?"

"Hmm... perhaps I shall teach at a school where the humans are. I can torture them to make them miserable. That way, not only will I get my kicks out of it, I can live forever too! Muahahahaha...For the whatever certs I need I'll just seduce the examiners."

The sheep demon, using her evil powers, transformed herself into.....a "nice" teacher, known as mdm yeo.She was old, but loved to act young and wear pink. She loved to wear outlandish colours too with glittery shirts. She always carried around a small water bottle,(bewitched to store unhappiness and convert them to a elixir which she could drink to live forever) the type you can get free from Watson's if you take part in one of their promotions. She tried her best at forming a human face--she still looked like a weird hybrid of human and chimpanzee and sheep and pig. (You see, she lived in the mountains and had noidea of what humans looked like so she anyhow lor) Then Mdm Yeo was all set to go to Calyspo Coral High Marine School.

Due to her (rather tiny) sheep's brain, she kept forgetting where she put her student's work and always pretended she was always right, even if she wasn't. She made them redo their homework if she lost it and insisted that she didn't receive it. She baa-ed away in her irritating sheep's voice, blabbering on about nonscensical topics.She always pretended to know more then she did and ended up making a fool of herself. She will cover it up by snapping,"Do this for homework!Those who don't hand in, I will give you detention/report you to HOD/ call your mummy/take you to see DM ."

She made them do piles of homework and was nasty to them, making them more miserable. "Hmph!" She thought. "This was easier then I thought. Stupid humans too emotional." Horrible teacher she was, her students got A1's as they had to study all thouroughly to make sure they didn't fail.(After all, who would be stupid enough to fail purposely without making effort to pass and ruin their future?)

One day, Sa'hron, the one always receiving the brunt of Mdm Yeo's torture, decided to rebel. One key witness, Shernelle, reported seeing Mdm Yang hide behind the bushes to change into a sheep.She(mdm yeo) then uncorked something that radiated a strong aura of misery and sadness and drank it.

One student then exclaimed, "No wonder she kept torturing us. I see now that it had been on purpose all along."

Another piped up, "And I thought I was hallucinating when the bottle kept filling up when we were miserable."

The students, angered by her constant abuse and the fact she was using them, decied to REBEL!

The next day, Mdm Yeo walked in and was shocked to see smiling faces turned towards her. Someone cranked up the radio and pupils were dancing wildly to the beat. They were all wearing party hats. The golden aura of happiness was too strong, too vibrant for her.

Her body spasmed out of control and fire seemed to engulf her intestined. She was like ice on a hot day, melting until all that remained was water. "WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HAPPY?"

She muttered something else-probably a string of curses- but we will never eve know as she was reduced to her original form-a sheep baa-ing furiously. It wasn't threatening, it was cute.Being the intellectual and sophisticated humans we are, cannot understand the lowly language of the sheep.

The students, upon seeing they had reduced the evil teacher to a sheep, got happier and happier. It proved fatal for Mdm sheep. The aura stabbed at her, draining her of the negative energy she got her powers from. Her form grew more transparet, and she burst into thousands of black particles. The black fog was soon swept away by the wind.

It was bright and shiny again, and the sun was cheery. The sheep demon was defeated, and the humans triumph once again against the evil forces known as unreasonable teachers.

The end.

P. S. And yes, they did live happily ever after...until another menace arrives and they have to kick its ass. Again. Geez, when are they ever gonna learn?

Achivements of the day

1)I cleverly managed to break a cup while still holding onto it tightly.
2)I managed to stain my uniform with calligraphy ink when I was washing the brushes.
3)I, again, during a test, saw question (7a) and (b) but only did (a) as I forgot all about (b) and realised it after the teacher said, "pencils down."

Kindly decide for yourself wheter the above is sacarsm. Cos, oh, I think I am so intelligent.

Forget it.

I am being my usual grumpy self.

No wonder nobody has been tagging. Cos, apprently, they can't find the tagboard.

HA! Fools! This is a ploy to make sure you actually read my entries and not just tag blindly!

But I like it quiet. Because that means no one actually comes here and I can write whatever I want =D.

But it also means that sometime in the future I can't earn revenue from my blog as a famous blogger. DAMN!

Super short entry. I would love to write more but I have exams coming up next week, and I do so need to study if I don't want to fail my english.

I hate comprehension.

Boring or not boring?

Some people say my blog is boring, with"nothing to play with" and"the entries are so nerd and boring." And it's plain.With little entries.

I hope you understand the meaning of "no time" and "run out of time" I'd love to update my blog BUT WTH PEOPLE HAVE HIGH EXPECTATONS OF ME AS A STUDENT AND I AM FORCED TO STUDY ALL DAY!

Now, please, person(or people) I have taken the source from, do not be offended by my statement. I am merely making a point.

If it's nerdy, well, WELCOME TO MY LIFE.I try to type in proper english 'cos it is irritating when you go to a website filled with improper english. Call me old-fashioned, but I really cannot STAND such blogs (no offence) and , well, wouldn't I be a hypocrite if I type in improper english and scold other people about it?

Oh. And one thing I need to tell you:MY LIFE IS NOT THAT GREAT.

So you don't like it, I shall not waste your time and blog space by inserting the most cliched of all responses:

If you don't like it, Get the f*** out of my blog. It's my life.

Well, maybe not in the exact words of the above but something along those lines.

I wonder what they mean by"intersting entries". Is it filled with M content? Or just and entry typed in singlish about my boring life which nobody would want to read about anyway?

I think the latter is more likely. The second option.

I swear to god if the weather gets any hotter I'm gonna melt.

Wait, catholics shouldn't cuss. Ahh. Nevermind.

Ignore my last sentence.

Oh yeah, did I tell you about that day our favourite chinese teacher of 1HM came up to me after we'd gotten our chinese tests out. I fared badly. VERY badly.

First attempt: 80

The second attempt didn't make it past 70.

Ok. I won't tell you my marks because it is very low but I'll tell you the grade.

I think I got a B4.

Which is a BIG drop compared to the previous A1.

Anyway, the second paper was much harder. But that's no excuse.

You may be wondering why I'm talking so much junk. But this info. is crucial to the story.

Ok, so the chinese teacher walked up to me and said(in chinese. duh.),"Chanel, you improved a lot."

I stared at her incerdulously. The old bat must be blind, or she obviously failed her math. Maybe she got someopne elso to total the marks for her. But this was nothing, NOTHING compared to what she was going to say next.

You better not laugh or I will hunt you down and kill you, readers. Ok. Back to the story.

"If you continue to work hard, don't worry, Yang lao shi will love you." Then she patted my shoulder and walked off thinking I was going to be all happy.

My first reaction? CHOKE.PUKE.My recess was all over the floor.

Ok, so I didn't puke. But I pretended to.

The chairman, who was next to me, asked me(low voice, in english),"Chanel, why you so bad, the teacher praised you, why you pretend to puke?"

I simply asked him what would he do if the teacher had praised him. He didn't say anything, just smiled. It might be a smirk, or a guilty smile. Can't remember.

Then my friend asked me what happened. I told her, and she also had same reaction.

I remembered me contaminated uniform and quickly rushed to de-contaminate it.

What does she think I am, an attention-starved puppy who will do ANYTHING toget her praise? Does she seriously think the class loves her?

HA!

After the humilation she put me through does she think I will ever forget it?

Sorry, but no. I can act civil towards you when no one's around, but I am so used to ciontrolling myself from borrowing the canteen's sandwich knife and slicing you into pieces.

Some of you may say this is good, 'cos she pushing me to work harder, but I don't think that by insulting students you can get what you want. We aren't all alike you know. Some will feel depressed and jump off a tower in most extreme cases. Some will just give up.

There are plenty of ways to make a student work harder. But not this method. We are not incorrigible. We can change, but first, you must respect us.

If you respect us, and act civilly to us, we, as human will naturally treat you nicely to and resolve to work harder. We will also listen to yo as we respect you.

This honoury last paragrph goes to our favourite chinese teacher, which I would like to say I hate you to.

CRAP WEEK.

Everything sucks. Yesterday I had a meeting with my seniors regarding an IT thing lah. I had forgotten to bring the draft that day.Then they ask me to bring a draft on Wed.... and stupidly, without thinking, I said,"Can don't want?"

Then they reminded me that Wednesday was CCA day. I had forgotten.

They probably think I'm lazy, never do at all. A worse problem ensued: I HAD FORGOTTEN TO BRING THE DRAFT TO SCHOOL(again!)

Whoever who disagrees with me that this is a shitty week will get a shoe thrown at them.*starts taking off dirty shoes*

Did I mention I have a geography test tommorow?

And the chances of me flunking is about 60%-considering my excellent standards at geography.

Brilliant day , eh?