Secret To shittingHAHA!As if I'm gonna post something as disgusting as that!
But got your attenton, now, didn't I?;) Yup, an attention
garbber grabber.
Wow. I just took my tempreture and it was 35.9! Cool!(Literally, its too cool for normal human tempretures)
Well, maybe I'm a humanoid. Ha!Ha!
Not funny, but if you are laughing, well, You have a...unique sense of humour.
Today We had English Speech And Drama, so we were supposed to like, create a "frozen" picture that tells a story.(Something you can imply from emotions, poses, etc.)
So my group decided to do a funeral. And the gan yuan zhe(Who acted the dead person) wasn't wearing shorts, so...
I was vollenteered. Exactly how, I forgot. But still...
Please lah, it was so totally obvious. You see someone lying down there woth people weeping, well, what else can it be?
But at least it was
easy. Lie there, close eyes, untie hair, well, you can say I did nothing but slack off.
Hmm. My group then said they'll give me an
angpow when they get married. Cos in movies, those people playing dead people always get angpows.
Don't care much for angpows, just bother about friendship and sinecrity. Most importantly, MUST INVITE ME FOR WEDDING HOR!
I expect shark's fin and Bird nest soup for dessert. Just kidding.
Hayley Westerna rox. She can sing soparno.
Speaking of soparno, if there's two people I don't want singing, they are:
ON THE LIST OF 'HONORS'
A:Miss Wong! *polite applause*
B:Yang Lao Shi!*people there start to faint*
Miss Wong singing high notes...OMG. The poor, poor Taonannites who have her for music.And Maths. And any other subject.
And the poor, poor, GB members who have her as CCA mistress.
And perhaps, the poor BB members if she decides to transfer back.
Oh! Yes, the poor, poor us for having her to teach us that horrible graduation song.
(No offence to people who actually LIKED it)
I can already have a good idea of what her students have nightmares about...
<>Miss Wong: Hello class. I would like to sing Pokarekare Ana today to welcome you all back to a new term. (Just in case you dunno, Pokarekare Ana is a new Zealand Song sung by Haylay Westerna. Search youtube for her.I mean, the song.) Please applause!
Narrator:There is only one pair of hands clapping, and that is...
MAKE A GUESS!
That's right, the performer herself!Let's all enjoy(or rather, suffer through) the song!
Students:*Some starting to faint from shock. the others getting out ear plugs*
Wong: *Starts to sing, horribly*
Narrator:The students earplugs shattered from the noise. It was worse then a cat yowling, worse then the soung of nails scraping against stone. It was out-of-tune too. The dead awoke as the noise was truly unberable. Students start scurrying for cover. Wong, however, did not notice and continued singing.
Dead person #1:WTBFH Is that noise! Oei, I'm dead ok, shld show me more respect!
Dead person #2:Even the living cannot tahan...how to go bk to sleep liddat! All her fault lar!
Dead person#1:Aiyah. since we cannot sleep, might as well haunt her until she stops. Then go back again lor.
Author:As much as i wld lik to write a happy ending, note tt this is a nightmare. So I'll leave it there and hope that the respective teachers dont come and suan zhang.
Student that has a nightmare about the above:*Wakes up, drenched in sweat*Good thing it's only a dream. Real then kena sai.*falls asleep again*
Ha ha, I know that I'm a lousy writer. NVM. At least jiang fei bhua the entry is complete. Yeah!
